Post 5000!!

[Great Rumbler]

Yay! After 3 years I've finally made it to 5000 posts!

...

Actually, it's more like 5004, but anyway.

[Private Hudson]

[OB1]

Hey congrats!




I should reach 15,000 soon, not to overshadow your number or anything like that....


:evilha:

[Darunia]

15,000 posts over 3 years...

...5,000 posts a year...

that's 13 posts a day, every day...

...just thought someone should do the math for that on OB1.

[OB1]

13 posts.

1 post takes approx. 1 minute to make. That's 13 minutes a day.

OooOOOooooh!

BTW I do almost all of my posting at work, between tasks.

[Dark Lord Neo]

Actually OB1 makes aproximatly 10.19 posts per day

[OB1]

That's pretty low...

[Darunia]

Yea. Seems like a lot more than that, being 15,000 and all. I mean at first glance one would think that only a complete loser would have 15,000 posts at a low-brow Nintendo forum like this over three years, but when it boils down to only 10-13 posts a day, I can pass OB1 as only being a moderate nerd as opposed to a complete loser.

[OB1]

I strive to reach your height of coolness. I'm trying to be like you, really. I just don't think that I'm ready for some of the things you do, like wearing a Napoleon hat while jerking off to fake nudes of Gérard Depardieu.

[Darunia]

That's odd, you're trying to be as cool as me...? Well spank my ass and call me Charlie, I'm trying to be as cool AS YOU! Like playing GameCube 13 hours a day, and posting here seven more. I tried to suppress my attraction to girls, as you must do, but I can't help but be aroused by the opposite sex. I guess I'm a failure in your eyes.

[OB1]

Darunia's (hopeful) lover --->

[Darunia]

I'd rather be a Francophile than a nerd who cannot and will never see a girl beyond the porn he downloads. If he even downloads girly porn. And I somehow doubt he does, if he's flaunting around pics of guy actors.

[-iLluSiON-]

....



Darunia is a pimp.

[OB1]

Tell me about it! I mean it's not like a person can be straight and do a quick google search for Gérard Depardieu for purposes of making fun of someone at the same time!

[Darunia]

Tell me about it! It's not like a person can speak French and not be gay and attracted to Gérard Depardieu!

[OB1]

Nah, that's just you.

[Darunia]

Tell me about it! I mean it's not like a person can be straight and do a quick google search for Gérard Depardieu for purposes of making fun of someone at the same time!

Nah, that's just you.

The best way to beat a logic-less buffoon is to lower yourself to his standards and fight there on.

[OB1]

[Darunia]

Amazing how GR's triumphant 5,000th post has degraded into a mortal combat between us.

[OB1]

Now it's a mortal combat?

[A Black Falcon]

Three years, Darunia? You're off... its closer to four. Remember, OB1 has been here since fall '99 -- four years this fall...

Oh yeah, and 5,000 is a pretty good number...

[Darunia]

You're right, my bad. Four years.

[Moiraine]

Originally posted by OB1
I strive to reach your height of coolness. I'm trying to be like you, really. I just don't think that I'm ready for some of the things you do, like wearing a Napoleon hat while jerking off to fake nudes of Gérard Depardieu.

Whoa are you speakin from personal experience there OB1?...

[OB1]

Aww would you wook at dat! Moiraine is trying to throw around insults like the big boys!

There there little one, go back to your play pen and try to think up some better insults for the next round. :stupid:

[Moiraine]

Originally posted by OB1
Aww would you wook at dat! Moiraine is trying to throw around insults like the big boys!

There there little one, go back to your play pen and try to think up some better insults for the next round. :stupid:

So if it was really that bad then why put the "I'm with Stupid" Smiley in there?..

[OB1]

We use that smiley whenever we think someone has done or said something stupid. Amazing, huh?

[Moiraine]

No the smiley says "I'm with Stupid" Mean ing you agree duuuuuur...

[OB1]

That means that I am near you, as in right next to you. That's how we interpret it, anyways.

[Great Rumbler]

This thread actually turned out better than I expected! It's chocked full of comic fodder! SCORE!

[Darunia]

Lol, yes; and on a closing note, congratulations to you again, Sir, on your 5,028th post. You're an insperation to me, who only has a lowly 3,400 posts.

[Great Rumbler]

Suck it, Trebek!