23rd August 2003, 7:53 AM
*Goron 2nd Army (185,000) mobilize near Death Mountain. Marches out and joins the 5th Division (32,000) near the Hyrule-US border.*
*Goron Grand Army marches into OB1's hometown. OB1 established a line of defense by locking himself in his closet. 15,000 Goron troops begin shelling his house; raze it to ashes with him inside.*
*In the Treaty of OB1 Sucks, signed at Reykjavik on August 23rd, OB1 recognizes that he is an asshole, that he has no life offline, and cedes his backyard to the Goron Empire. Further more, he is strapped with a $3.6 billion dollar indemnity.*
*End 75th Goron-OB1 War.*
*Goron Grand Army marches into OB1's hometown. OB1 established a line of defense by locking himself in his closet. 15,000 Goron troops begin shelling his house; raze it to ashes with him inside.*
*In the Treaty of OB1 Sucks, signed at Reykjavik on August 23rd, OB1 recognizes that he is an asshole, that he has no life offline, and cedes his backyard to the Goron Empire. Further more, he is strapped with a $3.6 billion dollar indemnity.*
*End 75th Goron-OB1 War.*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST