6th October 2003, 2:18 PM
Remember the waiter with stumps for hands? There was a time when he was known simply as the waiter with HANDS for hands. And what hands they were....
However, that all changed the day they installed... the spaggetti grinder...
Waiter: *is cutting spaggetti on huge machine with many giant spining blades*
Random guy walking in: Hey you!
Waiter: Yes sir?
Guy: The water was too wet!
Waiter: Well it is water sir and...
Then, it happened...
Guy: No no! You must pay for this! *suddenly, the man chews off the waiter's hands with his bare teeth*
Thus, how that waiter became the waiter with stumps for hands.
However, that all changed the day they installed... the spaggetti grinder...
Waiter: *is cutting spaggetti on huge machine with many giant spining blades*
Random guy walking in: Hey you!
Waiter: Yes sir?
Guy: The water was too wet!
Waiter: Well it is water sir and...
Then, it happened...
Guy: No no! You must pay for this! *suddenly, the man chews off the waiter's hands with his bare teeth*
Thus, how that waiter became the waiter with stumps for hands.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)