Well, it's been long enough! Time for the new TC awards, the meaningless popularity contest over trivial issues that EVERYONE loves!

Hmm... I forgot almost all the categories EM has added to it, so I'll make them up as I go along.

Best Name:
Best Signature:
Best Location Line:
Best Avatar:
Favorite Member:
Favorite Forum:
Favorite Thread:
Favorite Board Style:
Favorite Smily:
Favorite Weltall:
Least Favorite Smily:
Least Favorite Board Style:
Least Favorite Thread:
Least Favorite Forum:
Worst Avatar:
Worst Name:
Worst Signature:
Worst Location Line:
Most Cheeselike Member:
Member Most Likely To Evolve Chitineous Plating:
Most Well-Groomed Member:
Least Magical Member:
Where's Waldo?:
What's New Member ENTROPICDECAY's password? I bet I know..., and you can too, ask me how!:
Favorite Cake:
Most Communist Snack:
Most Likely Cause of the Sinking of Atlantis:

And one I could actually remember (Yes, this too is a voting catagory, it's got a frickin' colon, you see?):

Member you'd gladly pay to see burned alive for 5 minutes:

And yes, I WILL have my new signature surgically removed by the end of tomorrow. I'm aware it's just plain huge, but it's funny! I'll be going to see Dr. Poop tomorrow, and yes, I realize his name can be found amusing by immature people! One note, I miss how the old message board system wouldn't change all past sigs to match the updated one, so you could go back in time to see old signatures preserved for all history.

Best Name: Why do we still vote for this? We have maybe two new members since the last time we did this thing.

Best Signature: Not yours, that's for sure. I dunno, GR's?

Best Location Line: Um... I don't really pay attention to those.

Best Avatar: Meatwad! And if it's not fair to vote for myself then uh... Weltall. You can never go wrong with Bebop.

Favorite Member: Hmm.... who do I get along with the most.... I guess that would be Mr. Rumbler here.

Favorite Forum: Emulation.

Favorite Thread: One of those funny WOT ones.

Favorite Board Style: TC 4.0. All of the rest suck ass.

Favorite Smily: :kiss:

Favorite Weltall: Um... the second one.

Least Favorite Smily: I hate this one -->

Least Favorite Board Style: The newest one. It's so bad it makes me want to cry.

Least Favorite Thread:

Least Favorite Forum: Debate

Worst Avatar: ABF's. It's just so lame!

Worst Name: ILLuSioN or however that goes.

Worst Signature: DJ's stupid Dilbert one.

Worst Location Line: I'm tempted to say DJ's, but I know that you made this category just so that people will vote for you.

Most Cheeselike Member: Uh... Mr. Cheese?

Member Most Likely To Evolve Chitineous Plating: Do you mean Chitinous?

Most Well-Groomed Member: Whitey and his curly do.

Least Magical Member: ABF.

Where's Waldo?: Your pants.

What's New Member ENTROPICDECAY's password? I bet I know..., and you can too, ask me how!: who's that?

Favorite Cake: Cheese Cake.

Most Communist Snack: Ruffles.

Most Likely Cause of the Sinking of Atlantis: Water.

And one I could actually remember (Yes, this too is a voting catagory, it's got a frickin' colon, you see?): Meat?

Member you'd gladly pay to see burned alive for 5 minutes: That's not very nice. I'd rather see Darunia and ABF have to camp out in the wilderness for a whole month.

Best Name: Great Rumbler

Best Signature: Great Rumbler

Best Location Line: Great Rumbler

Best Avatar: OB1

Favorite Member: OB1

Favorite Forum: Ramble

Favorite Thread: All the ones I'm in.

Favorite Board Style: TC 4.0

Favorite Smily: :D

Favorite Weltall: All of them.

Least Favorite Smily:

Least Favorite Board Style: The newest one.

Least Favorite Thread: All the ones I'm not in.

Least Favorite Forum: Forum 5. Nobody posts there anymore!

Worst Avatar: I'm tempted to say DJ's, but I still don't know what it is...

Worst Name: ENTROPICDECAY

Worst Signature: Dark Jaguar. It's funny to way to big!

Worst Location Line: Everyone's but mine.

Most Cheeselike Member: Dark Jaguar

Member Most Likely To Evolve Chitineous Plating: Darunia

Most Well-Groomed Member: I'll go with Whitefleck

Least Magical Member: ABF

Where's Waldo?: Just so it will win: Your pants.

What's New Member ENTROPICDECAY's password? I bet I know..., and you can too, ask me how!: 1fGHn4

Favorite Cake: Strawberry cheesecake

Most Communist Snack: Pie

Most Likely Cause of the Sinking of Atlantis: Meteors

And one I could actually remember (Yes, this too is a voting catagory, it's got a frickin' colon, you see?): Bacon?

Member you'd gladly pay to see burned alive for 5 minutes: Same as OB1's choice.

Best Name: Cartoon devil

Best Signature: Great Rumbler

Best Location Line: Great Rumbler

Best Avatar: My Bush Bin Ladin

Favorite Member: None

Favorite Forum: They all suck right now

Favorite Thread: "Sodomy ensues"

Favorite Board Style: dont know dont care

Favorite Smily:

Favorite Weltall: All of them.

Least Favorite Smily:

Least Favorite Board Style: The newest one.

Least Favorite Thread: All the ones I'm not in.

Least Favorite Forum: Internet cafe AKA Turloc board

Worst Avatar: ABF

Worst Name: ENTROPICDECAY

Worst Signature: anything with long boring Dilbert comics.

Worst Location Line:The ones that give the actual location.

Most Cheeselike Member: People who appear and then die!

Member Most Likely To Evolve Chitineous Plating: Darunia

Most Well-Groomed Member: Weltall

Least Magical Member: ABF

Where's Waldo?: in my ass

What's New Member ENTROPICDECAY's password? I bet I know..., and you can too, ask me how!: Default

Favorite Cake: Apple crisp!

Most Communist Snack: Chef Boyardee

Most Likely Cause of the Sinking of Atlantis: Accidental mass toilet flushing.

And one I could actually remember (Yes, this too is a voting catagory, it's got a frickin' colon, you see?): Bacon or Shoes.

Member you'd gladly pay to see burned alive for 5 minutes: No one except maybe the next ass hole he pokes fun at me.

Most retarded thread!: This one!

Which way is better? Eaten by hungry dogs , ABF farting at you.

:eaten by Hungry Dogs

Wow we're actually voting in the forum and not through PM, I guess I should decide soon who I want to vote for, I think I won somthing once but I don't remember what, has anyone ever kept a list of who won what when? I think Darunia hold the record for most times voted least favorite and most times voted to be the one who burns in flames

I can just picture the goron in a toaster!

I know, it's like OB1 forgot the rules. Okay, voting is done via PM! Anything in the thread I won't count. Don't get upset OB1, you know how to copy and paste.

But voting in the forum is better because you actually see what people voted for... :)

But it's supposed to be secret ballot

Yeah. Secret ballots prevent exactly what you said, because that's BAD! If you see what people voted for that might influence it, and our founding fathers saw the sheer evil of peer pressure!

Oh, I find it funny that OB1 doesn't get or even suspect anything about GR's sudden strange agreeing with him. I'll shut up now...

Quote:Oh, I find it funny that OB1 doesn't get or even suspect anything about GR's sudden strange agreeing with him. I'll shut up now...

Shut up!! You're going to mess up everything!!

Relax, remember GR? This is all a joke, he doesn't actually believe it. The best part is, this very paragraph, this very SENTENCE, will just be taken as part of a JOKE about a conspiracy. Isn't that grand?

...But I thou...it IS just a joke...right?

...

I'll take anal bum cover for a thousand!

I remember the rules, but I thought that it would be more fun to post it in the thread.

And what are you two talking about? Playing mind games or something? Pfft. Your overconfidence is your weakness.

Ah, the TC Awards...

Turnout had been so low in the last few that I'd left them on the side of an old deserted road. Looks like DJ found them, well, I encourage him to carry on the legacy!

So long as you still have my "burn in flames" category, we're fine :).

Quote:Playing mind games or something?

It's all about the mind games!!

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Well, it is!!

What is what?

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I think Darunia hold the record for most times voted least favorite and most times voted to be the one who burns in flames

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*Declares Formal State of War on Dark Lord Neo*

I simply stated a fact

*assasinated Darunia fufilly OB1's request in the Multiconsole forum*

And so far, no one's voted at all :D. I do believe I see why EM stopped doing this.

I haven't made up my mind yet
But you need to set a deadline just like EM did, thent he votes will start coming, with no deadline someone may vote next year

Very well, the mighty COMP-U-COMP sets the date for.... um... Tuesday of next week! That is to say, August the 5!

There, now expect all the votes to roll in on about the 4th

I was THIS close to voting, but I realized that there are SO many categories, and that I'd need some sort of list of everyone's names to actually make a real, unbiased entry.

Best Name: lesbiansex
Best Signature: mine
Best Location Line: Dark Jaguar
Best Avatar: Great Rumbler
Favorite Member: El Flamebargo
Favorite Forum: Ramble City
Favorite Thread: Stupid comic I made today (whaddya think of it?)
Favorite Board Style: vBulletin
Favorite Smily:
Favorite Weltall: The easy to store kind.
Least Favorite Smily: :finger2:
Least Favorite Board Style: ezboard
Least Favorite Thread: *Sodomy Ensues*
Least Favorite Forum: The Debate Forum
Worst Avatar: Dark Jaguar (what is that, some kind of demonic jungle jim?)
Worst Name: Undertow
Worst Signature: sigs are disabled for me
Worst Location Line: don't look
Most Cheeselike Member: Great Rumbler
Member Most Likely To Evolve Chitineous Plating: ABF
Most Well-Groomed Member: Private Hudson
Least Magical Member: the one lacking pixie dust, him
Where's Waldo?: In my stomach
Favorite Cake: jello cake
Most Communist Snack: Cherry candy canes (red commie sickle?)
Most Likely Cause of the Sinking of Atlantis: OB1

Undertow, you need to use the PM system. Voting in the forum won't count.

So far, ONE person has voted. Nice of that person. Remember, if others don't vote, I mean officially vote, that means all the things that one person voted for will win by 100% majority!

Quote:Originally posted by Dark Jaguar
So far, ONE person has voted. Nice of that person. Remember, if others don't vote, I mean officially vote, that means all the things that one person voted for will win by 100% majority!

I guess I should have voted for myself in at least one catagory then

Okay, now two people have voted! The votes have doubled! Keep up the pace!

:D

And with that, the votes have increased again, but only by half! Come on, keep it up, it was a great rate before!

It's the deadline, and only 3 votes. I'll wait until later today, to give you a chance, but otherwise...

Not worth the time, and I have no clue who to vote for on most of the questions.

Thanks for telling it's not worth the time, because I SO thought it was worth anything at all when I started this thing! Pfft...

Anyway, I guess now's the best time to tally it up. Same three, and me, won't be much of a tally.

In fact, with only FOUR people voting, I have a hard time doing much more than posting ALL the results at once...

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Best Name: lesbiansex (2), Great Rumbler, lazyfatbum

Best Signature: Undertow, Great Rumbler, Dark Jaguar, Edenmaster

Best Location Line: Dark Jaguar, alien space marine, Weltall

Best Avatar: Great Rumbler, OB1, Edenmaster (2)

Favorite Member: El Flamebargo, OB1, Edenmaster, Laser Link

Favorite Forum: Ramble City (4)

Favorite Thread: Stupid comic I made today (whaddya think of it?) (4)

Favorite Board Style: vBulletin, TC 4.0, Black, TC 5.0 (It's not that bad, but is the .0 even needed? It's not like there's ever anything but whole number upgrades here!)

Favorite Smily: (2), :D (2)

Favorite Weltall: The easy to store kind. , All of them., Reverend Weltall, Weltall

Least Favorite Smily: :finger2:, , :topic:, :amunk:

Least Favorite Board Style: ezboard (2), TC Black

Least Favorite Thread: *Sodomy Ensues* (2), Fart

Least Favorite Forum: The Debate Forum , Forum 5, Flavour of the Month, Emulation Forum

Worst Avatar: Dark Jaguar (what is that, some kind of demonic jungle jim?), Black Falcon's new one, Darunia

Worst Name: Undertow, ENTROPICDECAY, alien space marine, lesbiansex

Worst Signature: A Black Falcon, Dark Lord Neo

Worst Location Line: don't look, Dark Jaguar, OB1

Most Cheeselike Member: Great Rumbler, Dark Jaguar, Darunia

Member Most Likely To Evolve Chitineous Plating: A Black Falcon (2), Darunia, Edenmaster

Most Well-Groomed Member: Private Hudson, Whitefleck, OB1, Dark Jaguar (cats are well groomed, aren't they?)

Least Magical Member: the one lacking pixie dust, A Black Falcon, Darunia, OB1

Where's Waldo?: In my stomach, Your Pants, Under Darunia, In jail

What's New Member ENTROPICDECAY's password? I bet I know..., and you can too, ask me how!: the same as DJ's, ZERO-TAU

Favorite Cake: jello cake, Strawberry cheesecake, Black Forest, Spice cake with vanilla frosting

Most Communist Snack: Cherry candy canes (red commie sickle?), Pie, Vodka, moon pies

Most Likely Cause of the Sinking of Atlantis: OB1, Meteors, Darunia's enourmouse weight and the pressure exerted on the small area os space he occupys being only 1 inch tall, A fairy thought he could make it cleaner

And one I could actually remember (Yes, this too is a voting catagory, it's got a frickin' colon, you see?): Bacon?, Answer

Member you'd gladly pay to see burned alive for 5 minutes: Darunia, alien space marine, El Flamebargo (the flame absorbing Mexican hat dancer, who would be HEALED by it)

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Some catagories weren't voted on by every member. The comments in parenthesis (as well as the spelling) of each entry was maintained. Every entry is seperated by a comma. Fortunatly, none of the entries had commas IN them. I didn't bother actually stating who won because I could just post everything voted for and you can see for yourself. There are a LOT of 4 way ties.

Your other mistake was choosing a FAR, far too short time to submit them in. Give us weeks! :)

Who the hell prefers ABF's old avatar to the new one?? The old one was terrible!

I deleted all the PMs after tallying them up, so I forget. Oh well, best you don't know anyway, otherwise you'd start an argument with them.

But his old avatar was sooo bad...

Quote:Originally posted by OB1
Who the hell prefers ABF's old avatar to the new one?? The old one was terrible!

Me, his new one has stupid white stuff all around it.

What's wrons with my sig? What's wrong with quoting someone?

White stuff? But the old one had a big box...

Oh, and I bet its the fact that its in French that is the problem.

You can't see the white stuff in TC 4.0, and, you know, if you're not using 4.0 then you're nuts.

Oh, so that's why... and I agree -- anyone not using TC 4.0 is stupid. :)

Quote:Originally posted by A Black Falcon
White stuff? But the old one had a big box...

Oh, and I bet its the fact that its in French that is the problem.

A big box looks better than some random white peices left along the edge

Oh, you mean those two extremely small white patches on the either white or off-white-grey colored background that I can barely see? Doesn't bother anyone using 4.0... :D

I think we need to take DLN in for some "re-education". ABF, get The Machine!!

Yeah, we need to make some ... special ... camps for all the people here not using 4.0... :evilcube:

That's not caused by 5.0. In case you aren't aware of this, it's TC Black that makes him see those patches. White clashes well against black, white being all color and black being absence of color and all.