Right, an Intro?

[Silent Drone]

Dear forumgoers,

I'm just another nobody prancing about all frilly-nilly to a forum.
Not much else can be said, except for that i'm not really as silent as my name implies.

I'll get to posting when an interesting topic arrises, until then, I lurk. :evil:

P.S. I am the lord and master of the clowns. That is all.

[EdenMaster]

But you already posted! I gave you the cow.

To hell with it.

:cow:

WE HAVE A COW A LOVELY COW!

[Silent Drone]

As I asked in the other forum... Why a cow?

[EdenMaster]

Why not?

;)

[Undertow]

Hello fellow pvp forumite, may I interest you in a pillow? Some brownies? Milk?

[EdenMaster]

Ooh, don't mention pillows around lazyfatbum. It took us weeks to get him calmed down last time.

He just loves those darned analogies and double entendres.

[Undertow]

I like double entrees too.

[Silent Drone]

Just give me some MAGIC CAKE

[Great Rumbler]

Sorry, but we're fresh out of Magic Cake. I, uh, at the last one...well just a few seconds ago actually and now I'm starting to feel rather nauseous. If you'll excuse me I have to go puke up my lungs...oh, welcome to the forum Silent Drone, master of clowns and mimes.

[Silent Drone]

No, no... Mimes are not my territory.

I'd rather not speak of how I lost control of -them-... *Shudders at the thought*

[Great Rumbler]

Yeah, mimes are creepy. They're so...quite.

[Silent Drone]

*Gives you that "Creepy-solemn-YOU.HAVE.NO.IDEA Look..."*

Yes, thats merely the tip of the iceberg i'm afraid.

I know -why- Mimes are quiet. I shant speak of it here though, THEY may be listening. *Eerie noises*

[Great Rumbler]

Uh...Don't tell me the reason. I'd rather not have them coming to my house at night and not making noises.

[Undertow]

Originally posted by Great Rumbler
Uh...Don't tell me the reason. I'd rather not have them coming to my house at night and not making noises.

This is why mimes would make good hitmen.

[Silent Drone]

I believe Undertow has BUMBLED upon the answer, atleast part of it, on his own.

Fool.

[OB1]

Welcome to the forum, bubba. So how did you find this place?

[A Black Falcon]

Yeah, how?

[EdenMaster]

Given how Undertow seems to know him, judging from his greeting, he came from one of Undertows other haunts.

[Silent Drone]

A friend of my cousins mothers husband?

Stumbled across its a poor excuse, but its the truth aye?


I didn't expect some sort of spanish inquisition...

[EdenMaster]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! OUR CHEIF WEAPON IS SURPISE, SURPRISE AND FEAR, OUR TWO WEAPONS...

Who want's some Spam?

[A Black Falcon]

Just because we don't have people "just stumble in" much at all... like, almost never, given how incredibly hard it is to find us from most anywhere...

[OB1]

Yeah, and our old posters will never be able to find this place since we don't have tendocity.net anymore.

[Weltall]

Originally posted by OB1
Yeah, and our old posters will never be able to find this place since we don't have tendocity.net anymore.

What old posters?

Ah yes, welcome to my dreamworld, sir. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!

[OB1]

Apoc, for one. I had to tell him about this new place. Sure he still won't post, but who knows how many others have tried to look this place up at tendocity.net?

[A Black Falcon]

Maybe some, and it is true that they'll never find it here...

[Weltall]

Think for a second. How many of the regulars from when we had a UBB have you not seen since it crashed?

[Great Rumbler]

Uh...well there was...no...uh...it's no one isn't it?

[A Black Falcon]

I don't know.

But anyone who MIGHT want to come back can't! So there!

[Silent Drone]

I'm from PVP, and I followed him here. Though I don't know him that well... And Undertow, s'long as you're not offering to listen to me, and give me cookies and vanilla... I'm happy.

I will also not tolerate offerings of Chocolate, things, or otherwise anything that I know has some dark meaning too it...

That filter has scared me forever!:bummed:

[N-Man]

*pantomimes the following*

What happened to the PVP forums? They were quite, er, different, and an enjoyable waste of time to read too.

[Weltall]

If there is someone out there who is stranded from TC and can't find it, all they have to do is hit a search engine. Google, Yahoo, Hotbot and Netscape all list this site in the top results when a search is done for "Tendo City".

[Laser Link]

Hooray for Earthbound jokes. Welcome. And even though it's the Fourth of July, we don't barbeque around here. The cow doesn't approve of that. Just thought I'd warn you.

[Silent Drone]

*Puts away his Propane grill* Right... No hamburgers then.