The First WOT Thread!

[Laser Link]

Are you are darkfriend? Apparently 90-100% of wotmania.com are darkfriends, and I wanted to know if TC was just as corrupted.

[Dark Jaguar]

Huh?

[Laser Link]

Didn't you hear? This is the Wheel of Time forum now. I wonder if there is a way to set the swearing censor to switch everything to bloody and flaming and light. That would be cool.

[Weltall]

I'm a Lightfriend! ASHA'MAN KILL!!!

[Great Rumbler]

Darkfriend? No. But I do believe that "Dragon Reborn" is somewhere on my resume...BLOODY FLAMING LIGHT!!

[A Black Falcon]

That many people are evil? Darn human nature! :)

No, I would not say I'm a darkfriend.

[Dark Jaguar]

Weltall, that new avatar frightens me... That kid isn't very nice...

*boy comes across girl with gun* *boy demonstrates awesome sword fighting style* *girl shoots boy* *the end*

Homer: Zoro NO! *crashes car*

[A Black Falcon]

Yeah, that one is more disturbing than the others...

Where do you get all those things from, anyway?

And Weltall, we all know that if you were a lightfriend you'd never have an avatar like THAT. :)

[Laser Link]

Yeah, ABF has a point. I think your obsession with killing things just for the sake of killing makes you a Trolloc. :D Or maybe Taimandred, since you did say "Asha'man kill!" and Taim was the one who said that at Dumai's Wells.

[A Black Falcon]

Hmm... maybe Taim. Pretends to be good, is evil... not bad. :)

[Dark Jaguar]

Look Weltall, we all have that voice telling us to kill, but you just have to drown it out. *hums home home on the range* That's better.

[A Black Falcon]

Evidently he blocks that voice out.

The one that says "don't indulge those instincts". :)

[Laser Link]

Maybe Weltall is the Dragon Reborn of this Age and he has Lews Therin Telamon and Rand in his head!!!

[Great Rumbler]

A recipe for disaster, no doubt about it.

[Weltall]

Me? Gosh no, I don't even like dragons!

You liar telling lies, you and I are like one, we usher in the madness, harness it like a ship's sails capture the breeze and it will consume you me everyone OH ILYENA I'M SO SORRY FORGIVE ME ILYENA!!!!!!!

*ahem*

That I have a mental list of all the women who have died around me is mere coincidence, as are the fact that I can recite each one in order from memory. It sucks, got mom's eyes and dad's whole "women always die around me" thing. You suck, dad. :(

[Laser Link]

Hahahahaha! Now for bonus points name as many of Rand's titles as you can by memory.

[A Black Falcon]

Well, seems I was right...