20th June 2003, 10:43 AM
I don't care for scallops too much. Lobster is great though. And it's much cleaner than chicken, so I have no idea why Mr. Stupid-Face here (ABF) won't try it.
ABF: "Gah, well, it's because they look gross!"
Me: It's called a shell, stupid. There's nothing gross about it. See those chickens you eat? Those are definitely not clean when you rip 'em apart. When you break a cooked lobster leg it's very clean, and the tender meat practically just slides right out. It's the cleanest animal you can eat.
ABF: "Gah, well, it's because they look gross!"
Me: It's called a shell, stupid. There's nothing gross about it. See those chickens you eat? Those are definitely not clean when you rip 'em apart. When you break a cooked lobster leg it's very clean, and the tender meat practically just slides right out. It's the cleanest animal you can eat.