20th June 2003, 12:12 AM
How anyone could like that semi-transparent cloudy watery stuff they call "skim milk" is beyond me. Then again, I sometimes drink straight cream. If 2% is too rich for you, then I guess you shall be deprived of the amazing Vanilla Milk, or as I call it "Essence of Heaven Concentrate". Really, your tongue hasn't tasted ANYTHING unless you subject it to the gauntlet of amazing flavor that is, vanilla milk. It's basically like melted ice cream mixed with milk and poored into a bottle, but somehow they have the creamy consistency and ratio just right to make it so good it's like God is smiling at you.
So, you consider hotdogs disgusting due to the ingredients eh?
Hmm...
Scottish Persona: So you think you know sushi?! You think you know a good bit o' seafood? Well you don't know sushi at all, not a wee bloody bit! You sit in your fancy restaurant and have your little "california roll" and think you're the sheep's wool, well you're not, you're notin', you're sushi jr's and ya make me sick! Here at McCloud's Sushi we make our sushi the good old fasioned Scottish way. That's right, from Haggis, real minced haggis, dripping in the innards we tore the sheep's stomach from for flavor! So come on down and enjoy our amazing Haggis Sushi, because you're eatin' McCloud's sushi from now on, or you won't be eatin' at all!
So, you consider hotdogs disgusting due to the ingredients eh?
Hmm...
Scottish Persona: So you think you know sushi?! You think you know a good bit o' seafood? Well you don't know sushi at all, not a wee bloody bit! You sit in your fancy restaurant and have your little "california roll" and think you're the sheep's wool, well you're not, you're notin', you're sushi jr's and ya make me sick! Here at McCloud's Sushi we make our sushi the good old fasioned Scottish way. That's right, from Haggis, real minced haggis, dripping in the innards we tore the sheep's stomach from for flavor! So come on down and enjoy our amazing Haggis Sushi, because you're eatin' McCloud's sushi from now on, or you won't be eatin' at all!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)