12th May 2017, 2:23 PM
Everyone's all about some Guardian Galaxy thing, reckon I have to see the first one before my friends sweep me up to see the second. I'll just have to stomach Chris Pratt and Bradley Cooper. Damn man, in the same movie? I'll keep a bottle of Pepto Bismal handy. Chris Pratt isn't an action star, you can't fool me, there's the real death knell of the Indiana Jones series. That's right, Pratt, you've officially become worse that Shia LeBouf, ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOURSELF?! I think Bradley Cooper isn't actually on screen, he just voice acts, right? So at least I don't have to look at that smug pug ugly mug.
Sorry for the rants. I don't remember running out of medication, but...?
Sorry for the rants. I don't remember running out of medication, but...?