Its that time again!

[alien space marine]

pull out the porn mags, start chewing the tabacco, Go mad having wild orgies!

Gods it fucking summer!


Fuck there is mad cow in canada now! No god damn beef!



I wonder how Chicken burgers will do to compinsate?

[Great Rumbler]

I only have two more days left of school and then I'm free [for three months anyway and then's it's back to the daily grind]!!

[Fittisize]

Punks. I got 'till June 27 for school to end. And, I have to study big time for four provincial exams (we get them in gr. 3,6,9) that are super important and I don't wanna do. :cuss: Ph. Cruel government that makes you study for huge exams right smack-dab in some of the best weather of the year.

Just a question, how long is the summer break in the US?


edit-whoops, apparently GR already put it in his post

[alien space marine]

two weeks for me and I will be finished school for good next year.

[Darunia]

I'm out in three days; this Friday is my last. After that, a summer spectacular, and then Freshmen year at college.

[Laser Link]

I think summer break is about 3 months. Let me see, when I was in high school we got out around the end of May or first week of June. School usually started the last week of August, so just at or under 3 months.

[Darunia]

You go to school in August? That's like arch-vile evil...we've never started school before September 1rst.

[lazyfatbum]

You get summer off? :( I'm happy when I get an afternoon off...

Oh well, I guess i'll just have to graduate and make tons of money.

[alien space marine]

school should end June 1st and begin september 1st.

It varies alot , Mainly due to how much we miss over snow days.

[Dark Jaguar]

Arch vile evil eh? Well for many long years school here in Oklahoma has always started in mid August, ending in late May.

[Great Rumbler]

Yeah, that's the way schools in my area have always done it.

[Laser Link]

I'm just glad that my school doesn't offer many classes in the summer. Otherwise I'd be tempted to take them. One class is bad enough, especially when it's a math class, and when you throw in two jobs on top of that.

[Darunia]

...well I guess we Massachusettsians are all a lot more lucky then you. It's always ended in mid to late june, and always begun in early September. We rock.

[A Black Falcon]

Yes, in Maine we also started in early September (or end of August a few times, if the last few days of it were in the first week of September) and ended in mid June, depending on snow days.

And in college, we start in late august/early september and end in mid May.

[Darunia]

I'm writing this live from my last day of high school...as I've frequently done during boring computer courses. (Sniff)...this is a really emotional time for me...here's to an era at it's end.

[lazyfatbum]

I HAVE A THREE DAY WEEKEND SUCK IT FAGGOTS I AM GOD NOW WITNESS MY SLACK OFFING WHICH IS TEN FOLD WHAT ANY OF YOU ARE CAPABLE OF

*opens Wordpad and types "penis" 7,351 times to see if the chaos theory takes effect and discovers that the word "penis" 7351 times becomes the word "panis" which is Greek for "artist who uses cooking ware while singing" and then lays on his back and counts the number of times he would have blinked if his eyes were open for 3 HOURS*

HA! And now i'm going to go watch TV while the TV is OFF and pretend it's a good show about 6 girls living together in Wisconsin who are all artists of different genres: a girl with glasses, a funny girl, a dumb girl, a girl who was a porn star in the 80's, an asian girl that dates black men, a girl who was born a man and a goofy homely girl who dies in the first season and I do all of this while sitting on the couch with HALF MY ROBE ON and FOOD encrusted on to my BEARD and inside my BELLY BUTTON that I put there on PURPOSE for a reason that I NO LONGER KNOW

*wins*

[Laser Link]

Gee, you don't get big projects assigned over 3 day weekends? :p Enjoy the gloriousness of slacking, it's wonderful and you deserve it.

[alien space marine]

The last week of school is usally skip able since once your done exams there not much left.

I never been to the last day of school since grade 3 , I am serious!

well 24 more days till warcraft III the frozen throne arrives!

[Darunia]

Man, lazy, am I jealous. I'm only already out for the summer.

[lazyfatbum]

*throws robe off*

I see. So it has come to this.

*makes a fist in slow motion*

You know, I am usually patient with many people. I am good man with happy feelings. But now I am questioning my beliefs and pondering other means of self-gratification.

*makes a fist in slow motion*

So now here we are both of us relaxing and relieving stress by eating, masturbating and playing video games or perhaps watching movies we have missed during our busy schedules.

*makes a fist in slow motion*

And then I am confronted with your advantage in relaxation techniques. Though my techniques are simple and old they are worthy. While you spend months doing mostly nothing you will find yourself accomplishing some simple tasks such as proper hygiene and chores. You see, my advantage is unequaled.

*makes a fist in slow motion*

For you are a mama's boy and I live in my own apartment !

*makes a fist in slow motion*

And because of this simple fact it brings me much joy to inform you that I do not confine myself to your human rules of social structures or expectations ! I HAVE NOT TAKEN A SHOWER IN 68 HOURS, I HAVE EATEN ENTIRE PACKAGES OF YOUR PRECOOKED MEAT BI-PRODUCTS AND I HAVE EJACULATED RIVERS OF LIFE INDUCING WHITE GOLD ALL IN THE TIME IT HAS TAKEN YOU TO READ THIS MESSAGE !

*makes a fist in slow motion*

WHILE YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE-HOLD OF RULES AND TYRANNY, I LIVE WITH MY WIFE AND CREATE MY OWN RULES. RULES YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND LIKE "ALWAYS SHAVE YOUR PUBIC HAIR AT NIGHT" AND "NEVER DRINK A CUP OF COFFEE YOU DONT REMEMBER POURING" YOU SEE DARUNIA!? YOUR ENTIRE SUMMER OF MANY MONTHS CANNOT EQUAL MY 3 DAYS OF PURE GOLDEN STRANDS OF ***NOTHING*** ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!

*kills Darunia with a rock, or something. With a stone*

AND NOW YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD LIKE THE BEEGEES EXCEPT THEY'RE ALIVE BUT DEAD, DEAD IN THE EYES OF PEOPLE. DEAD LIKE YOU BUT IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING. MMMM NANNERS.

[Darunia]

Dear god...just interpeting that post into cohesive logic...would take a million computers a million years!!


*---Abdicates.*

[Great Rumbler]

Uhh...Well...I think...You know I don't...Is that...You...It doesn't...Do you...I...It comes down to this what you say makes little sense, but try to explain it to me because I probably don't want to know. *quickly follows Darunia out the door*

[nickdaddyg]

School is outta here! Heck yeah!

I'm gonna be going to Worlds of Fun a lot, tanning (laying out, the natural way), playing tennis, sport drivin'...

Summer kicks anal!

[Great Rumbler]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Nick!!! He's BACK!!!

[EdenMaster]

Originally posted by nickdaddyg
tanning (laying out, the natural way)

BAD MENTAL IMAGE! BAD MENTAL IMAGE!!

Lazy, get back here and hit nick with a barrage of your nonsensical, yet insightful rants and fight him back!

[Laser Link]

Wow nick, we thought you had slowly gone the way of the buffalo. But you are alive!

Yes, random magnified plaid references are fun.

[OB1]

Hahaha, DJ is never gonna outlive that Buffalo thing.

*high fives LL*

[A Black Falcon]

He provided a nice addition to TC lore... purely at his own expense. As it should be... :)

Oh, and Nick's been around for a while on MSN... but kept saying he "forgot" to post here...

[EdenMaster]

Originally posted by A Black Falcon
He provided a nice addition to TC lore...

Along with the fact that Darunia is a one inch high, one ton goron, not to mention Shiggies. What other oddities have this strange bunch come up with?

[lazyfatbum]

Penisicles.

[Darunia]

My numerous wars...

[EdenMaster]

Originally posted by Darunia
My numerous wars...

Nah, we ignore them now, except for the times when whole threads become wars of insanity between you and someone else, wherein both parties die repeatedly. Good fun :).

[Laser Link]

Actually, I have no idea what DJ has to do with buffalos. I'm glad I made you laugh. Consider this an invitation to understanding, because I want to know what's so funny.

More Magnified Plaid references!!!

[alien space marine]

This avatars here to stay!

Alright ladies lets get busy!