14th March 2017, 4:20 PM
Fi is a boring character, but the worst of it is she NEVER SHUTS UP. People complained about Navi's hints, but she's got nothing on Fi.
Here's a regular conversation in Skyward Sword.
Elder: Hero! You must go to the shrine and insert the stone! You remember the shrine right? The one at the center of our village? The place you held the ceremony with Zelda at? It looks like the goddess Hylia. It's a holy place. You should go there. With that stone. Put it in the shrine, which is to say, the sacred place. You remember it right?
Fi: According to the elder, we should go to the shrine and insert the sacred stone. There is a 95% chance the elder is referring to the statue of the goddess here in Skyloft. Do you recall where we first met, inside the statue? That is likely the location the elder suggested. I HAVE MARKED THE LOCATION, WHICH AGAIN IS RIGHT HERE IN TOWN AND VISIBLE FROM WHERE WE ARE STANDING, ON YOUR MAP!
*After arriving at the statue*
Fi: Hero, we have arrived. Please go inside the shrine. Inside you can insert the holy stone.
*After inserting the stone and watching a new area open up on your map*
Fi: Hero, you have successfully inserted the stone into the shrine! A new region has opened up. We should go there. If we go there, we are likely to find the next part of our adventure.
Do you understand?
Yes/No
Me: *petrifies*
Here's a regular conversation in Skyward Sword.
Elder: Hero! You must go to the shrine and insert the stone! You remember the shrine right? The one at the center of our village? The place you held the ceremony with Zelda at? It looks like the goddess Hylia. It's a holy place. You should go there. With that stone. Put it in the shrine, which is to say, the sacred place. You remember it right?
Fi: According to the elder, we should go to the shrine and insert the sacred stone. There is a 95% chance the elder is referring to the statue of the goddess here in Skyloft. Do you recall where we first met, inside the statue? That is likely the location the elder suggested. I HAVE MARKED THE LOCATION, WHICH AGAIN IS RIGHT HERE IN TOWN AND VISIBLE FROM WHERE WE ARE STANDING, ON YOUR MAP!
*After arriving at the statue*
Fi: Hero, we have arrived. Please go inside the shrine. Inside you can insert the holy stone.
*After inserting the stone and watching a new area open up on your map*
Fi: Hero, you have successfully inserted the stone into the shrine! A new region has opened up. We should go there. If we go there, we are likely to find the next part of our adventure.
Do you understand?
Yes/No
Me: *petrifies*
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)