22nd May 2015, 1:39 AM
I've never taken DMT personally, but I'm happy all the hippie dippies found a new pet drug. Marijuana, LSD, these are old hat, your parents path to enlightenment. Screw all that free love, let's talk about aliens and elves.
If only more psychiatrists would indulge schizophrenics' fantasies about the government coming out to get them. :( They're just, like, not open-minded. How do you KNOW the FBI, CIA, NSA, and Secret Service aren't all listening to a microscopic radio they implanted into the patient's skull? Now let me tell you about chemtrails.
Curse you Scientism!! :cuss: Getcher rigorous hands offa muh mind and matter!
I think this dude just solved that whole sticky abortion problem. 49 days out, your fetus has a soul. Ladies, you better be swift with that coat hanger.
Tune in to DMToday, Channel 53, and see what those wacky aliens are probing into you this time!
Hey bruh, screw the water cooler, meet me by the tree, we'll chew off the bark and rub our faces on the tree skin and go to the FIFTH DIMENSION. What, you haven't experienced it yet? You don't know what you're missing, looks like you've got a lot of learning to do. This tree can teach you all sorts of things about shoving your feet in the ground and letting birds build nests in your hair. But only if you're only willing to listen.
Ahh, the good ol' Acid Test. There was one radical in that group who used to put LSD in people's orange juice without telling them, just to see how they'd react. Ugh.
Amazon Review for DMT: The Sprit Molecule Wrote:As Strassman explains, it was these consistently similar experiences with what could only be identified as "aliens" or "elves" that he found most baffling in the course of his DMT research, and these reports eventually persuaded him to alter his whole relational approach to his volunteers. Rather than interpret and explain away, as psychiatrists are wont to do with just about everything, he decided to proceed with an open mind, to listen and encourage, and then later try to fit the pieces into some coherent theoretical framework, perhaps even invent one if current preconceptions of the nature of reality couldn't accommodate the data (such a novel approach!, sadly enough).
If only more psychiatrists would indulge schizophrenics' fantasies about the government coming out to get them. :( They're just, like, not open-minded. How do you KNOW the FBI, CIA, NSA, and Secret Service aren't all listening to a microscopic radio they implanted into the patient's skull? Now let me tell you about chemtrails.
Quote:It is this open, inquisitive attitude that makes this book eminently satisfying, despite any narrative sluggishness, because rarely does one find this caliber of fastidious, empirical-phenomenological research coupled with investigations into alien encounters, near-death experiences, and ecstatic glimpses of God. Usually, a researcher with this degree of scientific experience has already been too thoroughly digested by the modern religion of scientism to be able to see the very real duality between mind and matter, let alone to entertain such ideas as these.
Curse you Scientism!! :cuss: Getcher rigorous hands offa muh mind and matter!
Quote:(1) that DMT is produced naturally in the human body by the pineal gland, and the appearance of the pineal gland in the developing human fetus at 49 days post-conception corresponds to the arrival of the soul in the body (with the DMT chemical serving as a kind of doorway between material and astral worlds);
I think this dude just solved that whole sticky abortion problem. 49 days out, your fetus has a soul. Ladies, you better be swift with that coat hanger.
Quote:(2) that certain meditative practices, such as chanting, cause a vibratory effect in the brain that stimulates the pineal gland to release DMT, thus inciting certain spiritual experiences; and (3) that the phenomenon of alien abduction is so similar to certain DMT trips that they're likely the same thing, which in no way diminishes the "reality" of alien encounters, because, as Strassman theorizes, "Returning to the TV analogy . . . DMT provides regular, repeated, and reliable access to `other' channels. The other planes of existence are always there. . . . But we cannot perceive them because we are not designed to do so; our hard-wiring keeps us tuned in to Channel Normal. It takes only a second or two--the few heartbeats the spirit molecule requires to make its way to the brain--to change the channel, to open our mind to these other planes of existence" (pp. 315-316).
Tune in to DMToday, Channel 53, and see what those wacky aliens are probing into you this time!
Some nutter in a Cracked.com comments section Wrote:First of all, to all those who think DMT is a drug, you're wrong. The spirit molecule is much more than a substance that makes you hallucinate. In order to understand this, you'll have to observe it on the 5th dimension (or in other words, experience it). In our world we have hundreds or even thousands of trees or maybe even plants (probably many undiscovered) containing enough DMT for use. Each one of those sacred trees is a teacher, with knowledge rooting thousands of years ago and a unique lesson for every individual who asks to learn. Afterall plants have probably even been here before us, why not choose them as your teacher?!
Hey bruh, screw the water cooler, meet me by the tree, we'll chew off the bark and rub our faces on the tree skin and go to the FIFTH DIMENSION. What, you haven't experienced it yet? You don't know what you're missing, looks like you've got a lot of learning to do. This tree can teach you all sorts of things about shoving your feet in the ground and letting birds build nests in your hair. But only if you're only willing to listen.
Dark Jaguar Wrote:Most of the time, just saying no is enough, but I get the distinct impression DMT promoters are just crazy enough to want to trick people into taking it "for their own good". I'd be wary of this group.
Ahh, the good ol' Acid Test. There was one radical in that group who used to put LSD in people's orange juice without telling them, just to see how they'd react. Ugh.