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    etoven
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    #1
    25th August 2011, 3:44 PM
    My poo smells like spicy Italian tacos.. In a sweet Mexican glaze.
    .... And shit.. There's shit in there also..

    TC smells like my poo, which I guess is a complement.. I mean everyone like tacos.. Right?

    Fuck Me is it Friday after 5:00 yet? Some one clinch their enchanted butt cheeks..

    I'm about ready to fill a pool up with penis and take a dip with about 40 other women.. Together we will spit about 900 eggs from sexy bitches into 3200 super hot spluge babies..

    In short I need some dripping wet super titty to fuck now, or the world will pay.

    Still not Friday after 5! Some one better fix that enchanted asshole now before I get really pissed off, and horny, and board.. But mostly horny...

    I once dreamed that every girl I met was super hot, were running around with no top on, and had like fifty god damn tits. And like a super dumb ass I woke myself up, and why? Because I couldn't understand why the world had suddenly gotten so perfect.. SHIT! Why the hell couldn't I have just accepted it and had the most wonderful dream ever.. I got one shot at this and I fucked it up..

    ....

    Still not Friday.. Who's the asshole holding things up!
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    Sacred Jellybean
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    #2
    25th August 2011, 4:56 PM
    What a shitty topic.
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    #3
    25th August 2011, 4:57 PM
    You're drunk, toven. You hear me? Drunk!
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #4
    25th August 2011, 5:07 PM
    Drunk enough that I got a real sweetheart for ya, toven. I know you're jonesing for a bonesing. Back her in, fellas!
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    #5
    25th August 2011, 5:16 PM
    Sacred Jellybean Wrote:What a shitty topic.

    Your a shity topic...

    And no GR I'm not drunk.. I've been huffing cat pee...There's a difference!
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    #6
    25th August 2011, 5:19 PM
    At least I wasn't birthed from nacho butt. :colbert:

    Hey wait, if it's nacho butt, then whose is it?
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    #7
    26th August 2011, 1:42 PM
    Sacred Jellybean Wrote:At least I wasn't birthed from nacho butt. :colbert:

    Hey wait, if it's nacho butt, then whose is it?
    El maestro come pedo, "the master fart eater's" that's who..
    He shits out taco's out his pee hole, and all the ladies love him..
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    3rd September 2011, 8:57 AM
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