21st December 2010, 5:52 PM
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So you know what really pisses me off? I went in to BestBuy to spend a Christmas gift card, and everything was so overpriced the card might has well been valued at $.30. They had fucking headphones for $50, piece of shit $3 headphones! That's not a BestBuy at all! Actually thats more like the sales clerk took a horse penis and shoved it up my ass. While he repeatably beat me with the testicles from that penis. I feel like someone should report BestBuy to the Consumer Protection Agency at the Federal Trade Commission for false advertising and taking advantage of the unaware consumer. I feel like it has to be a crime to market the merchandise as a "BestBuy" and then overprice the living shit out of it.
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So you know what really pisses me off? I went in to BestBuy to spend a Christmas gift card, and everything was so overpriced the card might has well been valued at $.30. They had fucking headphones for $50, piece of shit $3 headphones! That's not a BestBuy at all! Actually thats more like the sales clerk took a horse penis and shoved it up my ass. While he repeatably beat me with the testicles from that penis. I feel like someone should report BestBuy to the Consumer Protection Agency at the Federal Trade Commission for false advertising and taking advantage of the unaware consumer. I feel like it has to be a crime to market the merchandise as a "BestBuy" and then overprice the living shit out of it.
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