Really? I mean I thought those ads were stupid (why is a king robbing people exactly?), and they just aren't funny, but outside of these commercials, I NEED MY CRAZY JOKES!
Murphy isn't funny unless he's stark raving mad after all. I need dialog written by the siphilitic mind of a mad man, and that's not funny unless we can properly make fun of crazy people.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
That's just fucking stupid political correctness. You can't do ANYTHING THAT IN ANY WAY MIMICKS ANY FACET OF HUMANITY WITHOUT THE PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT OF ALL PEOPLE IN SAID FACET. Fuck the protesting people. Jeeze. Now being 'crazy', which is so marvelously vague, is a protected minority status? I'm waiting for the Women in Offices Local 252 to file a lawsuit, clamining that the add encourages people to shove women in office environments.
In protest I plan to buy lunch at Burger King.
Good day to you all.
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Dark Jaguar Wrote:Really? I mean I thought those ads were stupid (why is a king robbing people exactly?), and they just aren't funny, but outside of these commercials, I NEED MY CRAZY JOKES!
Murphy isn't funny unless he's stark raving mad after all. I need dialog written by the siphilitic mind of a mad man, and that's not funny unless we can properly make fun of crazy people.
He's not robbing people. If anything in most of them he's being quite the philanthropist, appearing from the ether to provide sandwiches to those who need them, when they need them most.
Great Rumbler Wrote:There's a new BK commercial where the King breaks into McDonald's headquarters and steals the McMuffin.
Well, he was in that crappy Stealth King game, I guess he's qualified?
I will admit, it's big of a company to just come out and say "Yeah, we're stealing this idea. What of it?". Usually you see one corporation come up with something, and every one of its competitors has the same thing within a couple months, just slightly differently done.
He's not robbing people, he's on an industrial espionage mission---he broke into McDonalds HQ to steal the plans for an egg mcmuffin sandwich. He's not ROBBING people, like mugging random passersby. It's very different.
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Darunia Wrote:He's not robbing people, he's on an industrial espionage mission---he broke into McDonalds HQ to steal the plans for an egg mcmuffin sandwich. He's not ROBBING people, like mugging random passersby. It's very different.
I do believe BK is offering their muffin sandwich cheaper than the McMuffin, so in that regard he could be a sort of Robin Hood character, stealing the sandwich plans from the rich corporation to sell to the poor?
Unread: I never played Stealth King, though I do own Big Bumpin'. Game aside, watching the loop from the start menu (of an increasingly agitated King at your refusal to start the game) was worth the 2.99 or whatever I paid for it.
Unreadphilosophy Wrote:If you're over 300 lb., yes, it's love alright.
I love McDonalds and Burger King. And Wendy's, and Taco Bell, and Arby's, and the greaser a pizza is, the better. I eat fast food several times a week, usually because I drive past many of them on the way to and from class. I eat crap when I'm at home and drink Coke quicker than an IV could put it into me. Within arms reach of me now is a bag of peanuts, carton of chocolate chip cookies, bag of caramel corn, bag of chips, and my Easter candy. This is not unusual.
I don't think I've broken 160 lbs in my entire life.
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