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    #1
    3rd April 2010, 10:31 PM
    Just wanted to wish everyone here at Tendo City a very happy Easter!!!
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    4th April 2010, 5:55 AM
    Eggs! Why? ... EGGS! A rabbit lays them. Rabbits lay eggs right? The viability of this myth kinda hinges on that.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #3
    4th April 2010, 5:56 AM
    No. They steal them, give them a paintjob, and hide them.

    It's like a goddamn GTA mission.
    YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
    WE STAND AT THE DOOR
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    4th April 2010, 7:04 AM
    Dark Jaguar Wrote:Eggs! Why? ... EGGS! A rabbit lays them. Rabbits lay eggs right? The viability of this myth kinda hinges on that.

    I could tell you the real reason, But it wouldn't be funny.
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    4th April 2010, 9:31 AM
    "How do we honor Jesus?"

    "How about eggs?"

    "Whats that have to do with anything?"

    "Alright, we'll hide em."

    "I don't follow your logic."
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    4th April 2010, 12:04 PM
    Dark Jaguar Wrote:Eggs! Why? ... EGGS! A rabbit lays them. Rabbits lay eggs right? The viability of this myth kinda hinges on that.
    The rabbits are in cahoots with the chickens. The chickens lay the eggs, and the rabbits offer a little insurance.[Image: smile.gif]
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    #7
    4th April 2010, 1:42 PM
    Aw, Easter... Let us all celibrate the day superman rose from the dead to wash away our sins.
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    #8
    4th April 2010, 2:00 PM
    Jesus died so I could get an iTunes gift card for easter.
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    #9
    4th April 2010, 3:12 PM
    The Easter bunny was good to me: fifty dollars total in my pocket.
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    #10
    4th April 2010, 3:19 PM
    I got to loose sleep because of web server problems, spend $15 and have no Easter..
    Fucking godaddy government loving DNS cock suckers! Had to be all right and everything.
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    #11
    4th April 2010, 5:21 PM
    We were going to get some candy for Easter, but forgot to go to the store before today and then of course no supermarkets were open on Easter... oh well, we did have a nice dinner.

    Anyway, yeah, the whole "bunnies laying eggs" thing is silly until you look up the real meaning, isn't it... :)
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    4th April 2010, 7:09 PM
    St. Peter was actually a rabbit. Peter Rabbit, anyone? Benedict XVI is a fraud!
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    #13
    4th April 2010, 10:30 PM
    We celebrated the resurrection of the Easter Bunny, who died for our sins, by getting KFC today.
    H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
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    5th April 2010, 8:18 AM
    Geno Wrote:St. Peter was actually a rabbit. Peter Rabbit, anyone? Benedict XVI is a fraud!

    It's like Passion of the Christ... it's all a conspiracy! Time to start drawing archaic symbols all over my body! I'm like a map for dizzy people!
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #15
    5th April 2010, 9:17 AM
    Notice the odd shape of the pope's hat? That's because it was made for a rabbit! And if you look closely, the bread on the table in Da Vinci's Last Supper painting isn't really bread... it's Easter eggs! An organization known as the Hare Club for Men has been keeping the secret of Christ alive through the traditions of dying Easter eggs for centuries, much to the dismay of the secular Catholic church!

    [Image: albino_rabbit.jpg]

    All hail the real pope! [Image: bow.gif]
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    #16
    5th April 2010, 4:11 PM
    A red x? Noooo!

    How long did you spend coming up with all those bad puns?
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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