12th April 2003, 6:43 AM
One day Saddam was out driving in the countryside with his bodyguard. As they went past a farmhouse they ran over a pig. Saddam told his bodyguard to tell the people in farmhouse what happened and to apologize to them. The bodyguard went inside the house and was gone for a couple of hours. When he finally came back Saddam asked him why he was gone for so long. The bodyguard replied that when he told the people what happened they threw a big party. Saddam asked the bodyguard what he said. The bodyguard said "I told them that I'm Saddam's bodyguard and we killed the pig!"
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Sometimes you get the scorpion.