24th February 2008, 5:25 AM
Your mastery of Wall O'Text Ninjitsu is powerful. I accept your challenge. Begin! The speed at which rabbits hump their ball is causing me great concern because I want to be able to hump that fast and though I lack the incredible thigh muscles of a rabbit I can in fact create a tremor like shake in my legs that can generate a vibration through the entire bed how is it possible I dont know dynamics of the muscle tissues under extreme horniness is my guess also how do they orgasm 7 times without needing a glass of water or even needing to mouth breath I find this extremely curious so I imagine things like lesbians and I mean the tall thin nerdy type with glasses wearing skirts obviously too short because you can already see the lower butt and when they bend over there it is the whole gul darn tushy is looking right at you and even under these conditions I can usually get through 3 or 4 times but then i'm sore and my penis hurts when I pipi so these things create more questions for the overall endurance of a rabbit weener which is about the size of my pinky nail pinky there's a dumb word ever wonder why pinky I mean all the fingers have these grande terms such as INDEX and MIDDLE and RING and then somehow PINKY gets thrown in there when in fact it should be called something dramatic like LAST FINGER or OOPS FINGER or the do nothing finger which would be ironic since the smallest finger would get the most words how did my fingers get so long I can wipe my ass and scratch my head with the same hand at the same time sometimes I think about that for hours and reach absolutely no conclusions other than wow i'm really bored also I have somehow collected chest hair in the shape of a Pheonix adorned on my chest for reasons I can only assume are supernatural it makes me angry that I cant see my own forehead sometimes so I run to a mirror and accuse it of hiding and i'll yell at my forehead for hours before realizing what i'm doing I make up words all day I dont know why some words seem to stick for longer than they should words like poo or butter and I make poo poo butter so I designb a commercial for it "Cant Poop? Try Poo Poo Butter!" so then I make a song or a jingle which I wont share with you because its my private feelings doesn't that bug you? People always hiding how they feel just so they can let it out during a football game or when they cant find their socks but they always sleep well which is odd I guess their brain's need more rest than people who are always letting thing out they shouldn't like I masturbated with mineral oil last night while talking to Sacred Jellybean and I kept hoping he would send an invite on my webcam just so he can see how I can move my penis like a metronome at 4/4 there are things I find repulsive though such as imagining myself on a unicycle but to each their own and now Steely Dan We hear you're leaving, that's OK. I thought our little wild time had just begun. I guess you kind of scared yourself, you turn and run. But if you have a change of heart. Rikki don't lose that number. You don't wanna call nobody else. Send it off in a letter to yourself. Rikki don't lose that number. It's the only one you own. You might use it if you feel better. When you get home. I have a friend in town, he's heard your name. We can go out driving on Slow Hand Row. We could stay inside and play games, I don't know. And you could have a change of heart. You tell yourself you're not my kind. But you don't even know your mind. And you could have a change of heart. Shaving has become a problem since I shave in the morning and its back by 2PM i'm starting to think my testosterone levels are approaching a critical mass which makes me think that maybe i'll be able to move vans by pure thought shut up that made no sense and neither does the entire opening to Clockwork Orange and yet its still one of the best movies ever made even if only boys understand it and that's a funny thing of course you never really hear about films being discussed by women other than "that actor is hot" or "that actor is not hot" or "I like the dress she wore" and I wonder why that is could it be because simply women are misunderstood or complete morons I believe its a mix of the two: misunderstood morons. But I digress and that is entirely unfair speaking of which I rubbed my butt on the couch seductively and people watched and I felt good about myself in other news it has come to my attention that certain people like Christian Bale more than Michael Keaton and people this is not a choice you cannot compare genius to a pretty face plus Keaton has the whole eyebrows thing which is impressive considering the lack of jaw line people dont seem to understand me and that's funny regardless of my ability to explain things that are complicated in simple terms and then this is happening: Big Mac, McDLT, a Quarter Pounder with some cheese, Filet-O-Fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a Happy Meal. McNuggets, tasty golden french fries, regular or larger size, and salads: chef salad or garden, or a chicken salad oriental. Big Big Breakfast, Egg McMuffin, hot hot cakes, and sausage. Maybe biscuits, bacon, egg and cheese, a sausage, danish, hash browns too. And for dessert hot apple pies, and sundaes three varieties, a soft-serve cone, three kinds of shakes, and chocolatey chip cookies. And to drink a Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, and orange drink, A Sprite and coffee, decaf too, A lowfat milk, also an orange juice. I love McDonald's, good time great taste, and I get this all at one place... but Taco Bell is better and have you had one of their new Fiesta Platters? Dude its seasoned rice and beans your choice of chicken or steak tacos with the special avacado sauce and served on tortillia chips with a side of salsa but you better hurry because it's a limited time offer but isnt that strange? Maybe its a test for the market maybe the Demolitionman future isnt that far off and we'll have fine restaurants as Taco Bell's also I found out how black holes maintain certain parameters Astrophysical black holes are characterized by two parameters: their mass and their angular momentum (or spin). The mass parameter M is equivalent to a characteristic length GM/c2=1.48km(M/M0) , or a characteristic timescale GM/c³=4.93 x 10-6(M/M0) , where M0 denotes the mass of the Sun. These scales, for example, give the order of magnitude of the radii and periods of near-hole orbits. The timescale also applies to the process in which a developing horizon settles into its asymptotically stationary form. For a stellar mass hole this is of order 10-5 sec, while for a supermassive hole of 108 M0, it is thousands of seconds. For Schwarzschild holes, and approximately for Kerr holes, the horizon is at radius RH=2GM/c². At the horizon the "acceleration of gravity" has no meaning, since a falling observer cannot stop at the horizon to be weighed. What is relevant at the horizon is the tidal stresses that stretch and distort the falling observer. This tidal stretching is given by the same expression, the gradient of the gravitational acceleration, as in Newtonian theory: 2GM/RH3=c6/(4G2M2). In the case of a solar mass black hole the tidal stress (acceleration per unit length) is enormous at the horizon, on the order of : 3 x 109(M/M0)2 sec-2 : that is, a person would experience a differential gravitational field of about 109 Earth gravities, enough to rip apart ordinary materials. For a supermassive hole, by contrast, the tidal force at the horizon is smaller by a typical factor 1010-16 and would be easily survivable. However, at the central singularity, deep inside the event horizon, the tidal stress is infinite. In addition to its mass M, the Kerr spacetime is described with a spin parameter 'a' defined by the dimensionless expression a/M= cJ/GM2 where J is the angular momentum of the hole. For the Sun (based on surface rotation) this number is about 0.2, and is much larger for many stars. Since angular momentum is ubiquitous in astrophysics, and since it is expected to be approximately conserved during collapse and black hole formation, astrophysical holes are expected to have significant values of a/M , from several tenths up to and approaching unity. The value of a/M can be unity (an "extreme" Kerr hole), but it cannot be greater than unity. In the mathematics of general relativity, exceeding this limit replaces the event horizon with an inner boundary on the spacetime where tidal forces become infinite. Because this singularity is "visible" to observers, rather than hidden behind a horizon, as in a black hole, it is called a naked singularity. Toy models and heuristic arguments suggest that as a/M approaches unity it becomes more and more difficult to add angular momentum. The conjecture that such mechanisms will always keep a/M below unity is called cosmic censorship. The inclusion of angular momentum changes details of the description of the horizon, so that, for example, the horizon area becomes Horizon area= 4πG2/c4[{M+(M²-a²)1/2}²+a²] This modification of the Schwarzschild (a=0) result is not significant until a/M becomes very close to unity. For this reason, good estimates can be made in many astrophysical scenarios with a ignored. Isn't that ironic? I have to learn all of this just so I can make a ferret exist in multiples or generate their own gravity NOT THAT U CARE you're too busy with your fiance also I discovered a use for frogs and what the hell i'll end it here. Now I wont that was a lie, now its done. I lied again okay here, no here. Here. There. Here. Stop it. A child molester is using the "lost dog" trick to lure a little girl in to the woods, one sweet girl around 7 asks him if she can help and he says "Thank you, I think I saw him run in to the woods over there, his name is Yelladog and he's a golden retriever." The little girl yells his name and they both begin to move deeper in to the woods holding hand in hand. After an hour of pretending to search the sun had started to go down and different animal sounds could be heard in the dense forest. The little girl looks up to the man and says "Hey mister i'm getting scared." To which the man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
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