To the 7 churches of Asia Minor

[lazyfatbum]

NARNIA!!!!!!!!! There's like a billion things happening at once i'm so totally Jesus christing and WTF's and I need anyone *ANYONE* who wants to buy my video game shit speak up now because its about to go to pawnshops, throw out a price and its yours because i cant wait on ebay anymore which is like completely stuparded because of the fucking well, whatever, its dum, i'll break it in pieces i'll sell individual games, whatever doesn't matter and if you want the toys tell me theres geuwd shit there especially the aliens/predator things, consider the lazyfatbum store open for business, but I need *money* ***NOW*** plsssssss LS if your offer still stands tell me

oh and guess who can play Knights of Cydonia on hard with a 95% rate I have fingers made of silver bats that scream in latin and kill with their acid tears, I have the hands of a tall lesbian and if anyone has GH3 and wants to face me let me know so i can start feeling sorry for you LAUGH

the list of my shit is in the other thread and im to much of a dick to go look for it just tell me quick because i only have a week, that's 7 days ladies no more

NES games = 1
SNES games = 5
N64 games = 10
GC = 20
DC = 15
DS ganes = 15
GBC = 5
PSX = (theres only 2 :P) 10

virtual boy = 40 (with games)
DS = 90
GBA SP = 40
GBC = 20
NES = 10
SNES = 20
N64 = 30
GC = 40
DC = 1,683.76 ( 30 :()
PS2 = 30
XBox (new in box ICONIC) = 50

other shit i cant remember = ask

if its too expensive but your rely want them throw out a price just make it quick dimmat!

[Sacred Jellybean]

SPEAKING UP RIGHT HERE! I'm sure there's something you can sell to me. I'll look at your catalogue later on. 7 days is all I need, yo.

Also, you're a Guitar Hero faggot, pick up the real instrument some time and weep because you no longer have badass long hair resembling that of Gene Simmons.

[lazyfatbum]

ROFFLES U HOR I now resemble a badass version of a living Heath Ledger mixed with SPARTACUS and the dutch call me LEKKER GEIL and I want your MONEY!

where the hell is the list

[lazyfatbum]

Game Cube Collection

- Black Game Cube with Black Gameboy Player & Boot Disc in original case and original Game Cube box and instructions.

- 3 Pairs of DK Bongos

- 2 Normal Memory Cards plus 1 Third Party (Madcatz) 3X Memory Card (Plus Animal Crossing Memory Included! Total of 4)

- Included A/V Hookups and Power Adapter

- Component Video Cable (Rare!)

- 5 controllers (2 purple, 1 orange, 1 black) plus gray Wavebird
* Wavebird in excellent condition, other controllers have wear and tear from ferrets but are clean and work fine)

- 2 controller Extension Cables

- Action Replay Cheat Device (Disc & Hardware)

- 31 Games: All Games in excellent condition and have original box and pamphlets/instructions unless noted

*Mario Kart: Double Dash
*Sonic Riders
*Resident Evil Remake
*Time Splitters 2
*Product Number 3 (P.N.03)
*Metroid Prime (K-Mart exclusive version came with Wavebird controller)
*Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
*Chibi-Robo
*Animal Crossing w/memory card
*Worms 3D
*Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
*F Zero: GX
*Beyond Good and Evil (VERY RARE)
*Harry Potter: Quidditch World Cup
*Donkey Konga
*Wave Race: Blue Storm
*Pikmin 2
*Luigi’s Mansion
*1080: Avalanche (no instructions)
*Star Wars Rouge Leader (Rogue Squadron II)
*Star Wars: Rebel Strike (Rogue Squadron III)
*Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
*Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem
*Wario Ware inc. Mega Party Game$
*Super Monkey Ball 2
*Viewtiful Joe
*Super Mario Sunshine
*Starfox Assault
*Starfox Adventures
*Batallion Wars
*Super Smash Brothers: Melee (scratch on disc but has no problems)

(Ryan: I need your address to send you xeno and hdd so I can have RE4 back!)

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Nintendo 64 Collection

- Nintendo 64 (black) With Expansion Pak Upgrade and Original N64 box and instructions

-A/V Cables
-Power Adapter
-Works great

- 3 Game Sharks containing thousands of codes - Vr. 2.0, 3.0 and 3.3 (works with all N64 games)

- 2 Controller Rumble Paks (gray)

- 4 Controllers (red, gray, gold, see-thru purple *almost new*) work great, some wear and tear

- Controller Memory Pak

41 Games:

*Super Smash Bros.
*Killer Instinct Gold
*Banjo~Kazooie
*Shadowman (with original included map!)
*Gex64
*Rush 2: extreme racing usa
*Winback
*Ken Griffey Jr.'s Slugfest
*Pokemon Stadium
*Pokemon Snap!
*Tetrisphere
*Battle Tanx: Global Assault
*Battle Tanx
*Jet Force Gemini
*1080 Snowboarding
*Starfox 64
*Turok the Dinosaur Hunter
*Pilotwings 64
*F-Zero X
*Goldeneye
*Perfect Dark
*Ready to Rumble Boxing
*Bomberman 64
*Hybrid Heaven
*Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
*Star Wars: Ep. 1: Pod Racer
*Blast Corps
*Donkey Kong 64
*Ogre Battle 64 (RARE!)
*Paper Mario
*Doom 64
*Body Harvest
*Diddy Kong Racing
*Beetle Adventure Racing
*Mission: Impossible
*Super Mario 64
*Banjo~Tooie
*Excitebike 64
*Waverace 64
*Mario Kart 64
*Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards

Games with boxes and instructions:

1080 Snowboarding w/flashcard too
Jet Force Gemini
Ogre Battle 64
Perfect Dark
Hybrid Heaven
DK 64
Goldeneye
Battle Tanx Global assault
F-Zero X w/flashcard too
Banjo~Tooie
Shadowman (with original map too)
Mario 64

Blast Corps – box, no instructions

Expansion Pak box
Memory pak box

Instructions no box:

Starfox 64
Excite bike 64
Starwars Rogue Squadron
Diddy Kong racing
Starwars Ep 1 racer
Beetle adventure racing
Ready 2 rumble boxing

Some posters, Chrono Trigger, Super Metroid (Earthworm Jim on back), Sonic Advance, Mortal Kombat II and Mario

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Super Nintendo Collection

- Super Nintendo Entertainment System (original style)

- Super Gameboy (play original Gameboy and Gameboy color games on your TV)

- 2 Controllers

- A/V cables
- Power Adapter

- Super Scope with Sensor bar (Missing eyepiece) works.

16 Super Nintendo games:

*Super Mario All-Stars
*Donkey Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble
*Super Ghouls and Ghosts
*Ms. Pacman
*Super Mario World
*Frogger
*The Lost Vikings
*Yoshi's Island
*Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
*Super Mario Kart
*Mr. Do!
*Secret of Mana
*Street Fighter II
*Mario Paint (no mouse)
*Star Trek: Star Fleet Academy
*Donkey Kong Country (with box)

SNES instruction manuals:

Donkey Kong Country (with box too)
Super Mario Kart
Donkey Kong Country 3
The Super Nintendo manual
Super Mario All Stars
Super Mario World
Ms. Pacman
Donkey Kong Country 2
Yoshi’s Island
The Super Nintendo Super Scope manual

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Virtual Boy

Virtual Boy in excellent condition with original box

- Controller
- Battery Pack
- Original Visor in excellent condition
- No stand
- Includes Wario Land

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Gameboy Color collection

- Purple Gameboy Color with original box, no scratches on Gameboy

- White Nyko Wormlight
- Link cables for multiplayer

7 Gameboy Color Games:

*Bionic Commando (with instructions)
*Rugrats: Totally Angelica
*Spiderman
*Kirby's Dream Land
*Tetris
*Bubble Bobble
*Donkey Kong

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Gameboy Advance & Gameboy Advance SP collection

- Gameboy Advance, no scratches, excellent condition, purple

- Gameboy Advance SP, silver, some scratches on top, screen is perfect.

- Power Charger
- Link cables for multiplayer
- 2 Gameboy to Game Cube Link Cables
- Purple Nyko Worm Light

11 Gameboy Advance games:

*Mario Kart Super Circuit
*Sonic Advance
*Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced
*Metroid IV: Fusion
*Metroid: Zero Mission
*Earthworm Jim
*X-Men: Reign of Apocalypse
*Super Monkeyball Jr.
*Lilo & Stitch
*Sega Smash Pack: Ecco the Dolphin, Golden Axe and Sonic Spinball
*Ecks Vs. Sever

GBA instruction manuals:

Metroid Zero Mission
Metroid 4: Fusion
Final Fantasy Tactics
Sonic Advance

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Nintendo DS collection

- Nintendo DS Phat style, some scratches on top, both screens are perfect

- Power Charger
- Styli in multiple colors
- Original Wrist Strap
- Official Carrying case

8 Nintendo DS games: All games have original case and instructions/pamphlets

*Brain Age w/Sudoku
*Animal Crossing: Wild World
*Diddy Kong Racing DS
*Advance Wars: Dual Strike
*WarioWare: Touched!
*Mario Kart DS
*New Super Mario Bros.
*Nintendogs (Lab)

The Legend of Zelda Collection

Gameboy and Gameboy Color:

- Zelda: Link’s Awakening (original) - with Box

- Zelda: Link’s Awakening DX - with Box and instructions

- Zelda: Oracle of Seasons - with instructions (no box)

- Zelda: Oracle of Ages - with instructions (no box)

Gameboy Advance:

- Zelda: Link to the Past & Four Swords (2 carts) with Instructions (No Box)

Nintendo 64:

- Zelda: Majora’s Mask (Limited Edition hologram) with box and instructions

- Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Limited Edition gold) with box and instructions (Version 1.0!!!!!)

Super Nintendo:

- Zelda: A Link to the Past with box (special included map, no instructions)

Gamecube:

- Zelda: Four Swords with case and instructions

- Zelda: Promo disk: Ocarina of Time and Master Quest with case and instructions

- Zelda: The Wind Waker with case and instructions

Misc.:

- Prima Electronic’s Boutique Exclusive Gold Ocarina of Time Player’s Guide

- Prima Zelda: Majora’s Mask player’s guide

- Nintendo Power mini poster double sided

- Prima mini poster (one side is gold)

- Temporary Tattoos, special inserts, paraphernalia and etc in a Gold Zelda Bag

Also: PS2, Xbox and other krap i dunno The twelve gates had twelve pearls. Each one of the gates was made of one pearl. The street of the city was pure gold, like transparent glassssssss HE SAID TO ME: THESE WORDS FAITHFUL AND TRUE, GOD OF PROPHETS AND SPIRITS SENT HIS ANGELS TO SHOW HIS BONDSERVANTS THE THINNNGGSSSS WHICH MUST HAPPPPPPPEENNNN SOOOOOON!!!!!

*dragonforce 'through the fire and flames' played unusually ear-bleedeningly (notaword!!!) loud*

[A Black Falcon]

http://www.tcforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4580

NES games = 1
SNES games = 5
N64 games = 10
GC = 20
DC = 15
DS ganes = 15
GBC = 5
PSX = (theres only 2 :P) 10

virtual boy = 40 (with games)
DS = 90
GBA SP = 40
GBC = 20
NES = 10
SNES = 20
N64 = 30
GC = 40
DC = 1,683.76 ( 30 )
PS2 = 30
XBox (new in box ICONIC) = 50

So the first group is game prices and the second group system prices?

[alien space marine]

You should lay off the windshield wash lazy

[lazyfatbum]

prices games systems yes

fukc you asm IM CLEAN

[alien space marine]

prices games systems yes

fukc you asm IM CLEAN

Don't get nasty

What you really have been drinking

[lazyfatbum]

*points to ASM spelling things*

This thread needs jazz.

Buy my stuff.

And listen to jazz.

And understand me when I tell you.

I can put my own penis.

In my own butt.

Ryan tried once.

He was in a hospital for 3 days.

I put it in Marieke's butt.

And she divorced me.

So I put it in my own butt.

And i'm okay with that.

My black friends think i'm cool.

I'm not sure what my asian friends think.

Cuz I dont have any.

Except that one girl... but she's a lesbian. A homo, ASM are you surprised that I know a homsexual asian woman, I was surprised, especially considering her taste in clothes.

ASM... space... marine ever get hit on by a leggy red head who tells you that she really likes the way your crotch moves.

You cant write this stuff.

Jazz baby.

Too twee ba ta wa boo ta tee da ta... yeah.

Jazz.

I got kicked out of a playground today.

Bu ta wah wah dwee... fa fa doo.

Cream and sugar, or just black? Two scoops? Yeah thanks please, is the cup ....full? Reminds me of life. My kinda life... over flowing. Sometimes my cup's too big. Sometimes... the cup.... I like it more than the coffee.

Nintendo ...sexy four. I just made that up. Just now. Imagination ASM, it's what we look for in our employees. And our women. And sometimes our clothes, it's the beauty of thought, the ...corelation of the supernatural, dig? Yeah.

Jazz.

That's got to be a significant schedule. Masturbating once a week. Maybe women do it because if they do it everyday they start to feel bad. A prostitute to your own thoughts. Do it weekly and it's kinda like a chore, helps ease the guilt.

Like monarch butterflies.

Don't be nasty, boy even used an apostrophe.

Respectable.

Plainly respectable.

But aren't you the one that said you'd do your sister if she didn't know it was you?

Jazz.

Like making love to a black clown with down syndrome.

In slow motion.

On a train.

Going to your mother's summer house.

In the winter.

How come the leader of the mafia is always fat?

Is it just... the nature of things, in this crazy...

Crazy world.

Got things to do, thanks for sharing my mind, i'd shake your hand....

But I need to pee.

Urine.

Always put it up, then put it down.

Think of the ladies ASM.

They dont want pee on their butt.

Unless they're Swedish.

Thats a fact.

[alien space marine]

*points to ASM spelling things*

This thread needs jazz.

Buy my stuff.

And listen to jazz.

And understand me when I tell you.

I can put my own penis.

In my own butt.

Ryan tried once.

He was in a hospital for 3 days.

I put it in Marieke's butt.

And she divorced me.

So I put it in my own butt.

And i'm okay with that.

My black friends think i'm cool.

I'm not sure what my asian friends think.

Cuz I dont have any.

Except that one girl... but she's a lesbian. A homo, ASM are you surprised that I know a homsexual asian woman, I was surprised, especially considering her taste in clothes.

ASM... space... marine ever get hit on by a leggy red head who tells you that she really likes the way your crotch moves.

You cant write this stuff.

Jazz baby.

Too twee ba ta wa boo ta tee da ta... yeah.

Jazz.

I got kicked out of a playground today.

Bu ta wah wah dwee... fa fa doo.

Cream and sugar, or just black? Two scoops? Yeah thanks please, is the cup ....full? Reminds me of life. My kinda life... over flowing. Sometimes my cup's too big. Sometimes... the cup.... I like it more than the coffee.

Nintendo ...sexy four. I just made that up. Just now. Imagination ASM, it's what we look for in our employees. And our women. And sometimes our clothes, it's the beauty of thought, the ...corelation of the supernatural, dig? Yeah.

Jazz.

That's got to be a significant schedule. Masturbating once a week. Maybe women do it because if they do it everyday they start to feel bad. A prostitute to your own thoughts. Do it weekly and it's kinda like a chore, helps ease the guilt.

Like monarch butterflies.

Don't be nasty, boy even used an apostrophe.

Respectable.

Plainly respectable.

But aren't you the one that said you'd do your sister if she didn't know it was you?

Jazz.

Like making love to a black clown with down syndrome.

In slow motion.

On a train.

Going to your mother's summer house.

In the winter.

How come the leader of the mafia is always fat?

Is it just... the nature of things, in this crazy...

Crazy world.

Got things to do, thanks for sharing my mind, i'd shake your hand....

But I need to pee.

Urine.

Always put it up, then put it down.

Think of the ladies ASM.

They dont want pee on their butt.

Unless they're Swedish.

Thats a fact.

So swedes like pee on their butts?

[Sacred Jellybean]

Aw, no Chrono Trigger or Super Mario RPG? :( Oh well.

I would, however, like to add these games to my collection:

GC:
Beyond Good and Evil

N64:
Kirby
Smash Bros
Ogre Battle
Mario Kart

SNES:
Yoshi's Island
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest

Comes to 70, ja? Would a check suffice?

[lazyfatbum]

Yes it would and then i'll have your address like I have DMILLERS!!!!!!!!!! MINE!!!! pm me your addy but dont send the check until i tell you i sent the games :P

ASM/ yeah. oh, and australians too

[A Black Falcon]

Is there just the one NES game or are there more you never listed?

[lazyfatbum]

ah shit, no I dont have any NES stuff. My sister stole it. I completely forgot.

She even got my gold NES zelda cart. ;(

But dont worry about prices i'll haggle *dislikes that word* so...

*opens coat* Wadarya buyonnn?

[DMiller]

Yes it would and then i'll have your address like I have DMILLERS!!!!!!!!!! MINE!!!! pm me your addy but dont send the check until i tell you i sent the games :P

You have my old home address but I moved so you can't track me...but there are more games I want so I guess I'll have to move again. Here's what I want:

Shadowman (N64)
DKC3 (SNES)
The Lost Vikings (SNES)
WarioWare: Touched! (DS)
Zelda: Link's Awakening DX (GBC)

Adds up to $40. I have PMed my address and let me know when you ship the games and I'll send the check.

[lazyfatbum]

moniiieeeeeesssss!!!!

On a completely separate note: I have decided to not be gay anymore.

*slaps thigh*

im going to fedex monday to send em off and give miller and bean my addy (pm'd) anybody else buying anything....?

[DMiller]

moniiieeeeeesssss!!!!

On a completely separate note: I have decided to not be gay anymore.

*slaps thigh*

im going to fedex monday to send em off and give miller and bean my addy (pm'd) anybody else buying anything....?

I edited my post because I wanted the DX version of Link's Awakening. I forgot you were selling both.

[A Black Falcon]

ah shit, no I dont have any NES stuff. My sister stole it. I completely forgot.

She even got my gold NES zelda cart. ;(

But dont worry about prices i'll haggle *dislikes that word* so...

*opens coat* Wadarya buyonnn?

That's too bad... that includes the console mentioned in the old thread (and here), I imagine?

[alien space marine]

moniiieeeeeesssss!!!!

On a completely separate note: I have decided to not be gay anymore.

*slaps thigh*

im going to fedex monday to send em off and give miller and bean my addy (pm'd) anybody else buying anything....?

Throw you in den of Badgers

[Dark Jaguar]

Well in the mean time, enjoy this clip of Tom Cruise.

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[etoven]

What you really have been drinking

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[alien space marine]

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Poison oak is itchy

[lazyfatbum]

I remember those, but look at all the new ones! *points* *looks*

[A Black Falcon]

Wait... do you or do you not have the new-model NES? You said you had no games, but do you have the system? In the old thread you mention having a new-model NES with controllers but no hookups. If you still have it I'm quite interested in it.

Games... not sure about that either. Many games aren't too hard to find if you look around or just settle with roms (for older systems). I'm interested in Draconus and Confidential Mission for DC (particularly Draconus, though cheaper would be nice), though. Super Ghouls and Ghosts for SNES too (did you find any more SNES games? That old thread said you had more, maybe?). As for the GC games... Pikmin 2 interests me some, but $20... I don't know. I'll probably just get Draconus and Super Ghouls and Ghosts, games-wise.

I'm also interested in the PS2. $30 for system, controller, and cables? Sounds reasonable... works well, right?

[A Black Falcon]

While I'd also love to have a Virtual Boy, without a stand or AC adapter connector... just doesn't seem worth it...

[A Black Falcon]

Not selling anymore?

[lazyfatbum]

YES IM STIL SELLING BUT I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED B/C OF THINGS NO, FALCON, I DONT HAVE THE NES AND YES, OF COURSE WE TRIED TO IDENTIFY THE BODY THROUGH DENTAL RECORDS.... THERE'S NO HEAD, THIS WHOLE THING IS FOR SALE YUO ASSHOLE SO IF YOU WANT IT TELL ME TEH VIRTUAL BOY IS CHEAP, HAS A BATTERY PACK, HAS THE FELT VISOR AND COMES WITH GAMES, DO YUO WAHNT UT???????????????????

WASH THE CHICKENS BUTTS, WASH THE CHICKENS BUTTS, WASH THEM.

*******COFFEE***********

[A Black Falcon]

Okay, I definitely want the PS2, Draconus for Dreamcast, and Super Ghouls and Ghosts for SNES.

How much for that and then how much for that plus the Virtual Boy stuff?

Edit: And then what would be the best way to pay?

[lazyfatbum]

$90

make your time

pm me addy if choose

edit - check or money order i'll pm you my addy

[A Black Falcon]

ok. I finally decided (in pm). :)

[lazyfatbum]

oki doki goedmorgan the coffee is delicious every body check your pms. If you found a gold egg, you get to ride the donkey.

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[A Black Falcon]

Arrived today!

I now have a NES 2, PS2, and Virtual Boy, plus VB Wario Land and Super Ghouls and Ghosts. :)