31st March 2003, 1:45 PM
I still haven't the elusive "ONSP", but I did run across this:
Quote:History of the N64-PSX war
Part 1:The War Begins!
Two People, Weltall and Great Mario argue about whether N64 or PSX is better on Great Mario's page, Top Ten Reasons why N64 is better than PSX.
Part 2: The ONSP is born
On August 13th, 1999, Weltall created the Official Nintendo Sucks Page to counter Great Marios Page. On the Guestbook here, the war started to heat up!
Part 3: Darunia and Great Mario
Weltall thought his statement against the Nintendo and Great Mario was clear, but other people, N64ers thought otherwise. One fighter first to the ONSP was Darunia, King of Gorons. With Great Marios help, the war progressed. Along with these two Warriors came PSX Warriors as well. eXisTenZe and bountyhunter were new enemies.
Part 4: MFBC Leader and Geno .
After Great Mario and Darunias postings became scarce, two more great warriors arrived. MFBC Leader was one, followed by Geno. But with new N64ers came new PSXers. At this time ANT Badass and Seifer^, then known as Justin, joined the fight. Also at this time, charmeleon came and went, but still left an impact.
Part 5: EdenMaster
A great N64 warrior was soon to come to the ONSP. His name was EdenMaster, he had a cool head along with good arguments. According to the ONSP, EdenMaster is one of the biggest competitors to the ONSP. Around his time, mooglebear , Shane, and Jack Lason appeared as well. To prove the loyalty to his fellow warriors, he created his own site against the ONSP.
Part 6: Gaystation
EdenMaster created Gaystation, the first real competition to the ONSP, Great Marios site was good, but Gaystation topped it. After a long construction, Gaystation was ready to start fighting in the war. Gaystation made very good things, at first, things were taken from the ONSP, bu after it got its first boost, it started to take off and make original ideas, which ONSP took in some occasions. Gaystation is up and running and fighting the ONSP as we speak. In fact, your in it right now.
Part 7: bountyhunter
bountyhunter was a PSXer, but after realizing that the ONSP was against the Nintendo, not N64 in general. This caused him to eventually turn his back on the PSXers and become a nuetral GBCer (Game Boy Colorer). Geno was also a GBCer and bountyhunter started to come around. One day, EdenMaster was surprised to see a letter from bountyhunter in his E-mail requesting to become an N64 Warrior. After passing the test, he helped us fight with every way he could. Around the time bountyhunter converted, Crash Bandicoot joined the enemy.
Part 8: Spockman and the Nintendo Sucks Webring
A recent addition to the PSXers is named Spockman. He saw Gaystation and was obviously furious about it, so he created the PSX Shrine. Aftre having two website support the cause, Weltall and Spockman agreed to make the Nintendo Sucks Webring. So far, the webring is small, but more may be added. Don't expect Gaystation to follow ONSP's lead. The Webring was ONSP's idea, so it will be the ONSP's alone.
Part 9: : Geno's Betrayal
Geno, once mighty warrior, for some unknown reason, converted to PSXer recently. Geno changed his name to Squall and cut off all his ties to N64. He tried, in vain, to topple the mighty N64ers and Gaystation, but EdenMaster changed all knowledge Geno had about Gaystation. Today, our old friend fights against us, and we hope he will someday return.
Part 10:The Peacemakers
One day, while on the web, EdenMaster came upon someone who he thought would make a good warrior, her name was Quatri. While he was partially successful in recruiting her, all she wanted was peace, so EdenMaster proposed an idea, a faction of warriors who did what they could to ease tension between the two sides. She liked this idea and accepted the honor of Leader of the Army of Peace. She has been doing her best, and the results show. At about this time, a strong recuit by the name of Boris Grisjenko joined the N64 ranks. We've always been lucky to have him, hes an extraordinary warrior.
Part 11: bountyhunter's Rampage
bountyhunter, a loyal warrior for both sides he was on, got tired of the war, and decided he wanted to end it, by ANY means possible. He first began by putting a virus on Weltall's computer, givong him the password to the ONSP, then threatened N64ers, PSXers, and Peacemakers with hacking. He placed several HTML codes designed to destroy both guestbooks, he planned to demolish both sites if we did not come to peace. bountyhunter, we all thought, had gone mad. He posted a message everywhere, on all the guestbooks, everywhere the war was. It said this. Whether his threats were real or not, we decided, for our warriors and our beloved sites to negotiate.
Part 12: The War Ends, The AGN Begins!
On February 4, 2000, Weltall and EdenMaster talk over ICQ, they come to a mutual agreement, partly because of bountyhunters threats to destroy both sites. The two warriors did an online handshake and the war ended at midnight that day. To further the peace between our two peoples, EdenMaster and Weltall have begun work on the Alliance Games Network, or AGN. So for now, let us leave you by happily saying, the war is over.
Part 13:The Collapse of Peace!
Peace, it seemed like a good idea at the time, but it became obvious that all we really wanted was a vacation! AGN stopped being updated and warriors continued to fight, so the war was reinstated. ONSP changed it's name to CypherStatin and remodeled the whole page. After a strange and mysterious disappearance of Gaystation, EdenMaster followed the lead, he changed the name of Gaystation to Fortress64 and made tremendous updates. The sites are ready to battle again, bt where are all the warriors? They ditched their sides. What's worse, ONSP lost it's heralded guestbook, and precious, precious memories were lost.
Part 14: Outnumbered
On the war raged, and while Cypherstation seemed to grow with everypasing moment, Fortress64 lingered and twitched from it's imminent doom. Our last ray of hope came when Darunia came to the aid of EdenMaster, MFBC Leader, and Boris. He was welcomed, and we seemed to have a boost, but Cypherstation was looming over us, digging our graves. EdenMaster, running low of fuel, retires, leaving MFBC Leader in charge. A few weeks, later, he returns and is unimpressed by MFBC's leadership, an revokes it. MFBC, furious, leaves Fortress64. We have one less. EdenMaster, overwhelmed by the opposition, put out the flame of F64. Fortress64 had surrendered to CypherStation. EdenMaster retires and disappears. Meanwhile, without him, N64 beings to rebuild from it's foundation up. Abandoning the old battlegrounds of Fortress64, Darunia takes the riegns and builds Darunia's Fortress, a new pro-N64 site. This site brings back the olden times, Darunia recruited like mad, soon overwhelming the Cyphertation, which now had it's own warrior problem. Bahamut was married off, eXisTenZe disappeared, and SieFeR^ isn't around much anymore, leaving Weltall with weary_traveller, Odin, and newbies. Ouch.
Part 15: Breaking the Goron Chains
Darunia even brought back bountyhunter to fight, he who had tried to destroy the war last year. bountyhunter fought and fought, and eventually, decided to see what EdenMaster was up to. He returned from his absence to see what Darunia had built, and requested a decently-ranked position in his army. We began to turn on ourselves. Newbiew, beingindifferent to EdenMAsters many months of great fighting, only saw Darunia's fighting, which was also good. Veteran warriors, like bountyhunter, Boris, and even MFBC Leader wanted EdenMaster at the top. Civil War was brewing. A meeting was then held between EdenMaster and Darunia, with Weltall sitting in.
Part 16:Bloodshed
bountyhunter, EdenMaster, and Boris began to conspire against the Goron King, while Darunia, wary of me, began to arm himself. EdenMaster struck. With a vicious post on Darunias Fortress he ridiculed Darunia's leadership and futhermore demanded that he be instated as leader of Darunias Fortress. Darunia, obviously, expelled him from his ranks, but it didnt end there. EdenMaster, as always, fought fair. Even though he had the means to destroy Darunia's site, he didn't. He posted about his great accomplishments in the past, with bountyhunter and Boris backing him up. Darunia on the other hand, pointed out his few but large mistakes he had made, dividing the N64 side almost completely in half between Darunia and EdenMaster. Eventually, Boris began to like PSX, and after Darunia, as his strict rules say, kicked him out. He then joined Cypherstation. EdenMaster and bountyhunter were simply outnumbered and outgunned. They resigned the fight and went back to what was important, fighting PSX. Eventually, EdenMaster gained Darunias trust, and they eventually became good friends. He was reinstated at a low rank to Darunias Fortress, and the civil war was over.
Part 17: The War Falls Apart
As do all wars, this one ended slowly and painfully. Weltall, aged and tired, gave his command to Boris Grisjenko, and retired. Soon, he returned to check on things, Boris did not want to responsibility of leadership, so Weltall took it back, and then gave it to Neo 637, a new but promising warrior. One by one warriors disappeared. Then a glitch in the Crosswinds (Darunias Fortess and Cypherstations homes) server, all websites starting their extention with the letter D were deleted. Darunias page was crosswinds/~daruniakog. It was destroyed, and Darunia was devastated. More warriors left. Eventually the "war" contained MFBC, Neo, EdenMaster, Darunia, WhitFleck and Odin. Hardly enough to fight a war, so most disbanded and the war ended. MFBC and Neo still frequent Cypherstation but no war is fought. I thought I would never have to say it, but the sentence that has always graced the bottom of this page no longer holds truth.
'Twas a glorious war, and I will always remember the Golden Age, when the war was still worth fighting.
THIS WAR IS NOT OVER!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.