8th January 2008, 4:28 AM
*still nude*
It's all completely erroneous (ERRONEOUS!), none of this actually matters and I dont understand why people think that choosing a different candidate actually means anything. None of them are going to do everything right, none of them offer the best choices and all of them equally suck ass. Rudy is floating his entire campaign on *popularity* because "Him's was on that there TV" and probably has a hard-on for attention that only be calmed by driving the country for a term or two. Then you have Clinton, probably the best choice out of them all but still ass because she's only going to *follow* what people want, especially the female groups who are going to pressure her in to all kinds of shit she should *not* be stepping in as a president but she'll feel obligated because she's going to become an 'icon' to all women as president.
Then we have Obama, same thing as clinton except now you have the "vague muslim ties" and the whole spade issue, now he's going to have all the normal shit that comes with being big cheese with every muslim group/black group breathing down his neck looking for special treatment. "Obama denied Arkansas funding for school improvement but approved Detroit!" *Obama has to explain for a total of two hours over a period of 2 years that the Arkansas school had marginal funding issues compared to the Detroit schools that were actually made of bricks consisting of crack cocaine*
Mess, mess, mess. I say a president's name and you will come up with 3 or 4 instances that embody that president because we are horrible little judgmental troglodytes that need to label everything. Clinton! *cigar fucking chubby jewish did not have sex kiss a black baby saxaphone* Bush senior! *desert shield storm shit yellow ribbon wont broccoli Barbara vomit on pants* Put a woman or a black in office, and you BEG, beeeggggg for issues because of how undeniably retarded we are and unless they can actually walk on water we will spend the next 4/8 years finding reasons to regret the choice simply because its new and unproven.
And it still wont freaking matter because we'll still have the same unemployment, crime, etc because *NO ONE* has the ability to stand up against that stuff until there's major, and I mean like landing on the moon/nuking Japan major restructuring of our government which is never going to happen because no one wants that responsibility for if it doesn't suck our dicks from the start.
So yeah, gag. Politics make my soul vomit and debating who's going to trump who based on tag lines and catch phrases (that are always lies... remember? Remember how none of the president's ever do what they say? ...remember that part?) seems completely pointless to me but if I have to vote (and I dont) I would go with Mz Krusty Krab. We need organization and women are born with it and she happens to also be smart with it. A woman has greeted everyone entering this country for over a hundred years and it's about time we're lead by one. Perks? NO WAR. Cons? A lot of tiring sexism, chronic penii shrinkage from other male leaders in the states and ultimately, a conclusion Obama and Clinton probably both share the opinion that they have to stay as gray and boring as possible as just their presence is already rocking the boat enough on the political seas.
Other than that, expect no change, same issues, SSDP (same shit, different president)
"Clinton says no to decrease in sales tax, GOP says "Must be that time of the month."
Mark my words.
*runs away w/pants*
It's all completely erroneous (ERRONEOUS!), none of this actually matters and I dont understand why people think that choosing a different candidate actually means anything. None of them are going to do everything right, none of them offer the best choices and all of them equally suck ass. Rudy is floating his entire campaign on *popularity* because "Him's was on that there TV" and probably has a hard-on for attention that only be calmed by driving the country for a term or two. Then you have Clinton, probably the best choice out of them all but still ass because she's only going to *follow* what people want, especially the female groups who are going to pressure her in to all kinds of shit she should *not* be stepping in as a president but she'll feel obligated because she's going to become an 'icon' to all women as president.
Then we have Obama, same thing as clinton except now you have the "vague muslim ties" and the whole spade issue, now he's going to have all the normal shit that comes with being big cheese with every muslim group/black group breathing down his neck looking for special treatment. "Obama denied Arkansas funding for school improvement but approved Detroit!" *Obama has to explain for a total of two hours over a period of 2 years that the Arkansas school had marginal funding issues compared to the Detroit schools that were actually made of bricks consisting of crack cocaine*
Mess, mess, mess. I say a president's name and you will come up with 3 or 4 instances that embody that president because we are horrible little judgmental troglodytes that need to label everything. Clinton! *cigar fucking chubby jewish did not have sex kiss a black baby saxaphone* Bush senior! *desert shield storm shit yellow ribbon wont broccoli Barbara vomit on pants* Put a woman or a black in office, and you BEG, beeeggggg for issues because of how undeniably retarded we are and unless they can actually walk on water we will spend the next 4/8 years finding reasons to regret the choice simply because its new and unproven.
And it still wont freaking matter because we'll still have the same unemployment, crime, etc because *NO ONE* has the ability to stand up against that stuff until there's major, and I mean like landing on the moon/nuking Japan major restructuring of our government which is never going to happen because no one wants that responsibility for if it doesn't suck our dicks from the start.
So yeah, gag. Politics make my soul vomit and debating who's going to trump who based on tag lines and catch phrases (that are always lies... remember? Remember how none of the president's ever do what they say? ...remember that part?) seems completely pointless to me but if I have to vote (and I dont) I would go with Mz Krusty Krab. We need organization and women are born with it and she happens to also be smart with it. A woman has greeted everyone entering this country for over a hundred years and it's about time we're lead by one. Perks? NO WAR. Cons? A lot of tiring sexism, chronic penii shrinkage from other male leaders in the states and ultimately, a conclusion Obama and Clinton probably both share the opinion that they have to stay as gray and boring as possible as just their presence is already rocking the boat enough on the political seas.
Other than that, expect no change, same issues, SSDP (same shit, different president)
"Clinton says no to decrease in sales tax, GOP says "Must be that time of the month."
Mark my words.
*runs away w/pants*