18th April 2003, 11:07 AM
Well, now that the war's over, lets analyze.
-Sadaam: Unknown
-Sadaam's sons: Unknown
-Nuclear weapons program: None found.
-Chemical weapons program: None found.
-Biological weapons program: None found.
-Power, Water not working in most Iraqi cities.
-Looting destroys much of what is left, and destroys almost the entire collection of most Iraqi museums.
+Agricultural pesticides and labs: Found.
+Conventional weapons: Found.
+Department heads, relatives of Sadaam, other minor officials: Found.
-Jubilant crowds: Dubiously thin.
-Democracy: None in sight; assassinations of rival power figures have already started, though.
-Military Governor: Coming Soon, I expect.
-Bush Vs Everyone: As bad as ever.
-Arab Public Opinion: Not improved.
+New World Order: On track. Next targets: Syria, Iran, North Korea.
+Oil contracts: Starting on the process now. The first rebuilding contract just went out.
+Islamists: Already gaining strength for a push to make Iraq a Islamic Republic.
Sounds great! Good job, hawks!
-Sadaam: Unknown
-Sadaam's sons: Unknown
-Nuclear weapons program: None found.
-Chemical weapons program: None found.
-Biological weapons program: None found.
-Power, Water not working in most Iraqi cities.
-Looting destroys much of what is left, and destroys almost the entire collection of most Iraqi museums.
+Agricultural pesticides and labs: Found.
+Conventional weapons: Found.
+Department heads, relatives of Sadaam, other minor officials: Found.
-Jubilant crowds: Dubiously thin.
-Democracy: None in sight; assassinations of rival power figures have already started, though.
-Military Governor: Coming Soon, I expect.
-Bush Vs Everyone: As bad as ever.
-Arab Public Opinion: Not improved.
+New World Order: On track. Next targets: Syria, Iran, North Korea.
+Oil contracts: Starting on the process now. The first rebuilding contract just went out.
+Islamists: Already gaining strength for a push to make Iraq a Islamic Republic.
Sounds great! Good job, hawks!