DMILLER!

[lazyfatbum]

*Military march*

*clap clap clap clap*

I gave you the clap!

NUT-SACK

you're a dork, a nerd you have perfect hair!

You probably iron your underwear!

*BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH*

QUARTER OF A CENTURY

THAT'S A LIFETIME IN UGANDA

YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN LAID YET

BUT YUNNO THAT YOU WANNA

I OFFER MY SEXUAL SERVICES

FREE, OF COURSE, FOR YOU

IF YOU LET ME SUCK ON YOUR MEATLESS LEGS

AND BURN A BIBLE OR TWO

DEREK MILLER!!!!!!!!!!!

*crazy horn section*

DEREK MILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crazy horn section plus bongos*

You're more clean shaven than a fetus!

*bum bum*

You get horny when you look at your own penis!

*trumpet!*

you're CATHOLIC!!!!!! *choir*

and a TEACHER!!!!!! *TWO PLUS TWO!*

WHICH MEANS!!!!


*church bells*

You're basically a male nun!
and if you have your own son,
if you're not shoving trig down his throat,
You'll be sticking something up his bum!
This post might get you thinking
That we hate you and you'd be wrong
cuz dont you see DMiller,
It's why I wrote this song!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

YOU'RE PROBLY A VIRGIN

AND YOU LOOK LIKE ONE TOO!

WE LOVE YOU DMILLER!

HAVE SEX WITH DMILLER

DMILLER SCREAMS FOR HELP!

*amaziing jazz ending w/light show*

So happy birthday and stuff. :D

[EdenMaster]

Happy Birfday, Mr. Amazing No-Meat legs!!

We must Mario Kart to celebrate!

[Laser Link]

Hey Derek. I guess this was a good day to wander into TC. Happy birthday man! Let me know how 25 is, I'm right behind you. I will make the Cubs win today as a gift to you!

[Great Rumbler]

Happy Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary!

[The Former DMiller]

Thanks all. And lazy, I can't believe you would think I'm a virgin. Don't you remember those years at the original Tendo City? I certainly hope you haven't forgotten the kids. Penis and Vagina are really growing up, and I still can't believe I let you name them.

[etoven]

Let TovenSolutions offer the following parenting advice Mr. Miller!

One day your little penis might become sick from playing too much with your little vagina. A time out for your little penis might even be in order so that it may recover its health.

Just keep in mind as hard as it might be to keep them separated, keeping your little penis away from your little vagina will be better in the long run.

The small size of your little penis makes him often subject to judgment and ridicule. Just bear in mind that you should be proud of your little penis. Feed, him well and he will one day grow big and strong.

Your little penis might one day start a family so just remember to never yell or shout at your little penis when he doesn't perform well and it will serve the community well. Also, remember not to let your little penis play with two many small boys. Your little penis needs verity and should play with many small girls as well in order to grow up emotionally stable.

Happy Birthday DMILLER...
Lord I Apologize.....

[The Former DMiller]

That was worthy of many of the great lazy posts. I salute you etoven...in more ways than one.