21st April 2003, 5:01 PM
Okay come on, this one isn't too complicated. God decided shit wasn't happening the way he wanted it to happen, so he decided to get incarnated into a human being and have a one-on-one talk with mankind. Still, it's not like he's going to stop existing as God while he's down there. Thus, he's at two places at the same time. Well actually three, but the Holy Spirit part is a bit more murky to me so I won't get into that.
Then you have splinter churches that don't believe any of that, and say Jesus was just anointed by God's magical heavenly fingers, ie he was the one God chose to spread his as-mentioned-above-message.
Then you have splinter churches that don't believe any of that, and say Jesus was just anointed by God's magical heavenly fingers, ie he was the one God chose to spread his as-mentioned-above-message.