14th December 2005, 1:49 PM
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Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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14th December 2005, 3:37 PM
And he was seen as a HERO? You see, this is why the "good ol' days" weren't all that good. Back then, women showed men respect, by not voting, and not getting jobs, and remember the back of the bus? Oh yeah, a black person always had a seat at the back of the bus!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
14th December 2005, 6:22 PM
In grade school, all the cool kids sat at the back of the bus...
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
14th December 2005, 6:30 PM
Riiiight, where you could get bullied with no one to save you? No thanks! I'll sit at the FRONT of the bus, where you get bullied and the bus driver just doesn't even care!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
14th December 2005, 6:57 PM
Quote:Riiiight, where you could get bullied with no one to save you? No thanks! I'll sit at the FRONT of the bus, where you get bullied and the bus driver just doesn't even care! Well, the bigger kids WERE the cool kids.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
14th December 2005, 7:33 PM
The bigger kids? Are you a Smurf? The bigger kids always got treated like krap, it was cool to be small.
*flashback to middle school* *giant lumbering 6'4" lazy drops books in the hallway* lazy: oooohhh....... I...... droooooppped...... Small kids: hahahaha someone call Rodan and King Ghidora lazy: ....mmmmmmyy...... *grows 4 extra feet* .......booookkssss........ small kids: *makes out with girls and gets cars for christmas while easily buying clothes that fit* Good times, good times... it took me 7 hours to pick my books back up.
14th December 2005, 7:36 PM
Quote:The bigger kids always got treated like krap, it was cool to be small. Bigger = Older They'd beat you up if you sat in their seats. By the way: ![[Image: 102741255lo.jpg]](http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9067/102741255lo.jpg)
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
14th December 2005, 9:27 PM
I've seen these before. Fucking hilarious. :D
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14th December 2005, 10:37 PM
I usually sat in the front of the bus... but I was definitely not "cool." :)
15th December 2005, 12:22 AM
I can see it now.
ABF: So, have you played Guild Wars yet? Bus Driver: ...please, shut the hell up already...
YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
WE STAND AT THE DOOR
15th December 2005, 12:39 AM
young ABF: Yeah... my opinion is that Guild Wars is mostly the type of game that requires alot of pateince.
Bus driver: ...that's not an opinion.... ABF: Oh..... Bus driver: it's an observation, an opinion is something you feel. 'FEEL' like feelings. "I feel that Guild wars is a good game" That's an opinion. You cant feel something like-- ABF: Okay, so "I feel" that the game requires alot of pateince. Bus driver: Like "I .... what? I just said you cant feel an observation based on requirements of the game, you cant just-- ABF: whatever, it's a good game. Bus driver: That's your OPINION ABF: Many people's opinion.... Bus driver: ok ABF: So... it's really an observation Bus driver: What is WRONG with you? You're such an idiot! ABF: ....that's your opinion... *about 10 years later* OB1: I really enjoy my gameboy! see? Look at the games I own for my gameboy, they are good games. ABF: That's your opinion. *30 pages later* OB1: If I have to explain again why the actor from 'Next Friday' is the same guy from Con Air i'm going to fucking explode how DENSE can you be? LOOK at the pictures of the ACTOR ABF: He doesn't look the same. OB1: THEY HAVE THE SAME NAME Bus driver: *old, unemployed, living with invalid mom, sitting in a corner with a copy of Guild Wars chanting "observation is not opinion observation is not opinion observation is not opinion" when suddenly, OB1 walks in* OB1: hi dad
15th December 2005, 1:04 PM
ROFLMAO!! :D Good times, indeed...
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