8th August 2005, 11:01 AM
Hello and thank you for calling the Federal Bureau of Investigation!
Se habla espanol el hangupo
For kidnapping press 1
For international cartels press 2
To report a missing white person press 3
Flying saucers and Martians, press 4
For all other questions please stay on the line and an agent will arrest you in the order your call was received
Se habla espanol el hangupo
For kidnapping press 1
For international cartels press 2
To report a missing white person press 3
Flying saucers and Martians, press 4
For all other questions please stay on the line and an agent will arrest you in the order your call was received