10th March 2005, 10:23 PM
Actually no... LL does, I've never been that entertained by it...
And um, who the heck is this Derkins?
It's generally like this. "Who has the moon pearl?" "I got it!" "Well bring it here! I found the sparkly spot!" "Okay here we go." "Wait a sec, how come we can't come in?" "Huh, it's color coded" "I guess... we just wait..." "Pfft, nuts to that! I got a bunch of heart containers!" "Yeah, thanks for sharing..." "Shut up... I'm just going to charge the cannonballs. I think I can brute force it." "Um, guys? Yeah making it here was easy but-" "Hey was there anything cool down there?" "Ya see we-" "Hey, I said is there anything down there?" "No! Nothing down there... There's 4 switches over here." "Now you see, that's something." "No, I mean in the LIGHT world..." "Oh, you're out already... didn't see that... my bad..." "Yes, it is. Yeah, 4 switches here. How the heck am I supposed to press them all?" "Um, any blocks?" "No, no blocks at all... Hey, let me get that dummy character." "Um, okay I have like half a heart container here. I don't think I can brute force it..." "Yeah, you can't. ... Try it again! It'll work!" "What, my plan or your plan to loot my corpse?" "Eh, either way is good" "No thanks..." "Um, can I get that dummy Link?" "I don't know, you still won't be able to push all the switches, and what if we were in 4 player mode? Then we wouldn't have that anyway. No, it's gotta be something else...." "Look, let's just check out that other room..." "Yeah okay... get over here!" "Hmm, okay I'm heading back..." " AAAAAGGG! Okay that sucks... I'm dead..." "Yay! Deadly treasure! Wee! It hurts so rich!" "Great... vultures..." "Haha, hey it's all fair!" "Yeah yeah... shut up..." "Look, I don't HAVE to do this, but I'll just let you have a few giant force gems okay?" "...fine... thanks..." "Hmm, interesting..." "...lovely" *laughter commencicon* "Okay now let's... hey where are you going?" "Wait I have one more idea!" "ugh..." "Look trust me on this..." *dark world character picks up light world character* "WHAT THE!" "You're kidding me..." "You can DO that?!" "I can DO that? I can't believe that worked!" "Okay guys I think I've just about rushed it all the way!" *the other 3 are still laughing and haven't heard the 4th person who is now trying to brute force it... again...* "What the, who's the idiot wandering here?" "I've just about made it!" "We FOUND OUT HOW!" "I don't care! I want revenge on this game!" "But" "Shut up!" "You actually made it? You actually brute forced it?" "Huh..." "Hah! I showed that game!" "Yep, only took you a life and most of your hearts to do it too! Can you make it back?" "...Um... yeah sure, that's easy." "Fine fine, but" "You idiot! Get back there! We're still all working towards those switches the RIGTH way!" "Ack! Heeelp meeeeee!" "Yeah I think I'll just be tossing you around now." "As in my fantasy?" "Uuuuuummmm...." "You know what... let's just start all over again... Hi, my name's Quagmire!" "Family Guy is awesome." "We're all huge nerds..." "Wait, no not... aaiiiiiii!" "That's a hole" "Yes, yes it is..." "I hate being dead..." "Ya notice that none of us looted Purple this time?" "Well, I thought mercy would be nice... ya know..." "I thought I didn't want the same thing to happen to me. I only have like one heart..." "I was too busy being thrown around by this idiot." "Yeah, what's down there anyway?" "Something that's an insult to you!" "Oh... anything more specific?" "Ozzie" "Ahahahaha..." "Um, not that funny..." "Yes... yes it was!" "Anyone going to come get me?" "I'm on my way okay? Just don't struggle okay? We don't want you dying again..." "Look maybe I brute forced a puzzle twice, even after you solved it, and maybe even after I managed to actually do it I went BACK when everyone else was coming here and died AGAIN, but um... okay I really don't get where this is going... MUSH!" "Yessum..." "Okay finally!" "Let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" "Yes... let's... let's go..."
That about sums up the standard experience...
And um, who the heck is this Derkins?
It's generally like this. "Who has the moon pearl?" "I got it!" "Well bring it here! I found the sparkly spot!" "Okay here we go." "Wait a sec, how come we can't come in?" "Huh, it's color coded" "I guess... we just wait..." "Pfft, nuts to that! I got a bunch of heart containers!" "Yeah, thanks for sharing..." "Shut up... I'm just going to charge the cannonballs. I think I can brute force it." "Um, guys? Yeah making it here was easy but-" "Hey was there anything cool down there?" "Ya see we-" "Hey, I said is there anything down there?" "No! Nothing down there... There's 4 switches over here." "Now you see, that's something." "No, I mean in the LIGHT world..." "Oh, you're out already... didn't see that... my bad..." "Yes, it is. Yeah, 4 switches here. How the heck am I supposed to press them all?" "Um, any blocks?" "No, no blocks at all... Hey, let me get that dummy character." "Um, okay I have like half a heart container here. I don't think I can brute force it..." "Yeah, you can't. ... Try it again! It'll work!" "What, my plan or your plan to loot my corpse?" "Eh, either way is good" "No thanks..." "Um, can I get that dummy Link?" "I don't know, you still won't be able to push all the switches, and what if we were in 4 player mode? Then we wouldn't have that anyway. No, it's gotta be something else...." "Look, let's just check out that other room..." "Yeah okay... get over here!" "Hmm, okay I'm heading back..." " AAAAAGGG! Okay that sucks... I'm dead..." "Yay! Deadly treasure! Wee! It hurts so rich!" "Great... vultures..." "Haha, hey it's all fair!" "Yeah yeah... shut up..." "Look, I don't HAVE to do this, but I'll just let you have a few giant force gems okay?" "...fine... thanks..." "Hmm, interesting..." "...lovely" *laughter commencicon* "Okay now let's... hey where are you going?" "Wait I have one more idea!" "ugh..." "Look trust me on this..." *dark world character picks up light world character* "WHAT THE!" "You're kidding me..." "You can DO that?!" "I can DO that? I can't believe that worked!" "Okay guys I think I've just about rushed it all the way!" *the other 3 are still laughing and haven't heard the 4th person who is now trying to brute force it... again...* "What the, who's the idiot wandering here?" "I've just about made it!" "We FOUND OUT HOW!" "I don't care! I want revenge on this game!" "But" "Shut up!" "You actually made it? You actually brute forced it?" "Huh..." "Hah! I showed that game!" "Yep, only took you a life and most of your hearts to do it too! Can you make it back?" "...Um... yeah sure, that's easy." "Fine fine, but" "You idiot! Get back there! We're still all working towards those switches the RIGTH way!" "Ack! Heeelp meeeeee!" "Yeah I think I'll just be tossing you around now." "As in my fantasy?" "Uuuuuummmm...." "You know what... let's just start all over again... Hi, my name's Quagmire!" "Family Guy is awesome." "We're all huge nerds..." "Wait, no not... aaiiiiiii!" "That's a hole" "Yes, yes it is..." "I hate being dead..." "Ya notice that none of us looted Purple this time?" "Well, I thought mercy would be nice... ya know..." "I thought I didn't want the same thing to happen to me. I only have like one heart..." "I was too busy being thrown around by this idiot." "Yeah, what's down there anyway?" "Something that's an insult to you!" "Oh... anything more specific?" "Ozzie" "Ahahahaha..." "Um, not that funny..." "Yes... yes it was!" "Anyone going to come get me?" "I'm on my way okay? Just don't struggle okay? We don't want you dying again..." "Look maybe I brute forced a puzzle twice, even after you solved it, and maybe even after I managed to actually do it I went BACK when everyone else was coming here and died AGAIN, but um... okay I really don't get where this is going... MUSH!" "Yessum..." "Okay finally!" "Let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" "Yes... let's... let's go..."
That about sums up the standard experience...
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)