16th March 2005, 8:20 AM
Sega Guy 1: The last Sonic game didn't sell too well. Why do you think that is?
Sega Guy 2: It wasn't a very good game?
Sega Guy 1: NO! It's because it didn't have guns! Kids love guns. Look how well Grand Theft Auto sells! Let's make a new Sonic game WITHOUT Sonic that has guns!
Sega Guy 2: Sir isn't that kind of stup..
Sega Guy 1: *cuts him off* It'll star Shadow, Sonics even edgier counterpart! And it'll have guns. And Shadow will say things like "fo shizzle"!
Sega Guy 2: ...
Sega Guy 2: It wasn't a very good game?
Sega Guy 1: NO! It's because it didn't have guns! Kids love guns. Look how well Grand Theft Auto sells! Let's make a new Sonic game WITHOUT Sonic that has guns!
Sega Guy 2: Sir isn't that kind of stup..
Sega Guy 1: *cuts him off* It'll star Shadow, Sonics even edgier counterpart! And it'll have guns. And Shadow will say things like "fo shizzle"!
Sega Guy 2: ...