Deputy of Cheese

[Dark Jaguar]

It's not fair!

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2003020...R0UG0.html

I wanted to be the deputy of cheese! Okay, well actually it was King AND Queen of cheese, but this is pretty close! I challenge this person's right to the title! A duel at noon with none but a bag of cheesy bits and some kraft singles between us.

[Great Rumbler]

He may be the deputy of cheese, but I'm the Prime Minister of Cheese!!

[OB1]

I'm sorry, but nobody in the U.S. can be called the Deputy of Cheese unless they import all of their cheese from Europe. And Cheetos? Come on, now! Gimme a break. The local cheese in this country is crap on a biscuit. If you want some great cheese, go to Holland or something. Ask lazy about that. He's been there.

The one thing I miss about Croatia is the cheese.... such great cheese....

[Dark Jaguar]

American Cheese is one of the few things America does right! Don't diss it!

[OB1]

The cheese in American sucks ass. You wouldn't know any better since that's the only cheese you know.

[Dark Jaguar]

Hardly! I myself am a mighty eater of all sorts of cheeses! It's just a FACT that American cheese is a good quality cheese! You are neither an American NOR a true Gormand if you don't acknowledge that!

[OB1]

Wait, are you talking about that fake Kraft crap? I'll be very dissapointed in you if that's so.

Cheese in the U.S. is treated as something you add to a sandwich or a cracker. The real, good cheese is usually eaten by itself in large amounts.

[Laser Link]

OB1 is a cheese afficionado. The rest of us have better things to care about. :p

[Dark Jaguar]

Of course it's eaten as it's own meal! That's why I stayed up all night eating cheese until I was blind! Anyway, though I do consume large amounts of kraft singles, I ALSO eat canned cheese! You just like living in your own idea of what the world SHOULD be like. You actually ENJOY thinking everything sucks don't you? Sure, you may on the surface say it's terrible, but deep down you enjoy every sign of confirmation that your view of the world is correct! Um, I meant to say that I enjoy all sorts of fine cheeses and such in those large blocks in wax paper. Wax paper?! That's not a proper container for cheese! It must be placed in GOLD!

[OB1]

AAAGH gross stop it! Stop talking about that fake crap cheeze. That's not real cheese!

[Laser Link]

OB1- visit Nicaragua and try some of their cheese. Then we'll see if you can stomach the idea of eating cheese, any kind of cheese, by itself in large amounts. *shudders* Where's the pukey smiley when you need it?

[Darunia]

Anyone here ever try HEAD CHEESE?!

YES, its a real thing, and YES, it's MORE disgusting than it sounds!!

Its a deli meat...basically, a shapeless blob of gelatin, withitn which float cow tongues and other parts. Like a frozen-yet-rubbery soup of cow guts.