14th January 2005, 8:18 PM
I WANT RESIDENT EVIL FOUR IT'S NOT FAIR
On Saturdays, Gumby used toy robots to do his chores so that he and his pal Pokey could relax.
But on this day, something unexpected happened;
Gumby was nude.
Gumby: Mother? May we both have a glass of milk?
*Pokey looks to Mother*
Mother: You certainly may.
*Pokey sighs in relief*
Gumby: One of my classmates died in the kiln today, Mother.
*Pokey enjoys milk*
Mother: Are you getting your work done alright?
Gumby: Just look out the window, Mother! Pokey left a big surprise in your pogonias!
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(((NOTE)))
po·go·ni·a (p-gn-, -gny) n.
Any of various small terrestrial orchids of the genus Pogonia, of the North Temperate Zone, having pink or whitish flowers.
[New Latin Pgnia, genus name, from Greek pgn, beard.]
(((NOTE)))
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*Robots are cleaning and maintaining yard*
Mother: Well I declare! That was a clever idea... this way we dont have to hire illegal immigrants... but remember to return the robots when you're through with them.
Gumby: Suuuure, Mother! Dont you worry your squishy little head about it!
LATER THAT DAY...
Robot: D A M N . . . I N E E D M O R E P I G S B L O O D . . .
Father: Thank Goodness for the internal genitalia!
Gumby: Pay for my head-bumb surgery, and i'll get you down!
Father: ....son? I'll need a can of Playdoh to replace my butt. There's only one way to stop those robots now. *throws a wrench at robot, robot throws wrench back at Father and it goes through his body, creating a hole in the shape of a wrench*
Gumby: Hey, you can throw things through Dad! I'm gonna get an anvil! *Gumby leaves and finds a Class F crane and uses it to kill the robots*
LATER.....
Pokey: up, I pooped again.
Gumby: *mowing* It's my seventh day without food or water, please! have mercy!
*dead robot head over the garage smiles*
On Saturdays, Gumby used toy robots to do his chores so that he and his pal Pokey could relax.
But on this day, something unexpected happened;
Gumby was nude.
Gumby: Mother? May we both have a glass of milk?
*Pokey looks to Mother*
Mother: You certainly may.
*Pokey sighs in relief*
Gumby: One of my classmates died in the kiln today, Mother.
*Pokey enjoys milk*
Mother: Are you getting your work done alright?
Gumby: Just look out the window, Mother! Pokey left a big surprise in your pogonias!
________________________________________________
(((NOTE)))
po·go·ni·a (p-gn-, -gny) n.
Any of various small terrestrial orchids of the genus Pogonia, of the North Temperate Zone, having pink or whitish flowers.
[New Latin Pgnia, genus name, from Greek pgn, beard.]
(((NOTE)))
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*Robots are cleaning and maintaining yard*
Mother: Well I declare! That was a clever idea... this way we dont have to hire illegal immigrants... but remember to return the robots when you're through with them.
Gumby: Suuuure, Mother! Dont you worry your squishy little head about it!
LATER THAT DAY...
Robot: D A M N . . . I N E E D M O R E P I G S B L O O D . . .
Father: Thank Goodness for the internal genitalia!
Gumby: Pay for my head-bumb surgery, and i'll get you down!
Father: ....son? I'll need a can of Playdoh to replace my butt. There's only one way to stop those robots now. *throws a wrench at robot, robot throws wrench back at Father and it goes through his body, creating a hole in the shape of a wrench*
Gumby: Hey, you can throw things through Dad! I'm gonna get an anvil! *Gumby leaves and finds a Class F crane and uses it to kill the robots*
LATER.....
Pokey: up, I pooped again.
Gumby: *mowing* It's my seventh day without food or water, please! have mercy!
*dead robot head over the garage smiles*