11th December 2004, 10:34 AM
Hey, i'm not the one going around on message boards pretending to be the opposite sex, okay? My Yahoo chat days are long since dead. Ah, the memories. It's surprising how many men will send pictures of their naked bodies just because you tell them you're a 12 year old Japanese girl who wants "real bad for sex love please".
I got N-Man pretty good once doing that, he was freaked out because he was basically masturbating while talking to me. And that was one of my 'No shower weeks' so I smelled like ripe bologna... he couldn't smell me, but I could smell myself. And that made it all the better.
But yeah, DJ's hot.
I got N-Man pretty good once doing that, he was freaked out because he was basically masturbating while talking to me. And that was one of my 'No shower weeks' so I smelled like ripe bologna... he couldn't smell me, but I could smell myself. And that made it all the better.
But yeah, DJ's hot.