10th December 2004, 10:19 PM
DJ's really hot. Long red hair, usually in a pony tail and she's really petite but tall and she has 3 different dildo-types on her desk. Including the 'Pearly Swirly' with clitoral stimulation action (3 C batteries not included). She always smells like vagina though, probably from all the orgasms. It could be her chair. (my chair smells like ass)
I saw her shopping once at Publix, she was rearranging the canned fruits and using a sharpie so that they spell out "Help me I am trapped behind a wall of canned fruits". And then she hid behind them while one of her friends (one of her... bi friends) shot the whole thing on a sony DV prosumer camera. No one figured it out for hours and she ended up sleeping there, I think.
She also has a nipple on her toe, I forget which one. But DJ said "It may not have gotten any roast beef, but it's got a freaking nipple!".
I saw her shopping once at Publix, she was rearranging the canned fruits and using a sharpie so that they spell out "Help me I am trapped behind a wall of canned fruits". And then she hid behind them while one of her friends (one of her... bi friends) shot the whole thing on a sony DV prosumer camera. No one figured it out for hours and she ended up sleeping there, I think.
She also has a nipple on her toe, I forget which one. But DJ said "It may not have gotten any roast beef, but it's got a freaking nipple!".