5th October 2004, 12:09 PM
Sacred Jellybean Wrote:*Terrorists arrive on Jay's show carrying carts of assault rifles, dynomite, etc.**Cracks up*
Security Guard: Hey, wait a minute! Who are you guys?
Head Terrorist: We are... um... caterers!
Security Guard: You're heavily armed for caterers.
Head Terrorist: We took the subway!
Security Guard: You're lightly armed for the subway.