5th October 2004, 12:00 PM
*Terrorists arrive on Jay's show carrying carts of assault rifles, dynomite, etc.*
Security Guard: Hey, wait a minute! Who are you guys?
Head Terrorist: We are... um... caterers!
Security Guard: You're heavily armed for caterers.
Head Terrorist: We took the subway!
Security Guard: You're lightly armed for the subway.
Security Guard: Hey, wait a minute! Who are you guys?
Head Terrorist: We are... um... caterers!
Security Guard: You're heavily armed for caterers.
Head Terrorist: We took the subway!
Security Guard: You're lightly armed for the subway.