5th September 2004, 5:55 PM
There are too many laws---like the "you can't buy alcohol before noon on Sunday law"---now the slack-jawed Tendites will say "who wants to drink that early anyway", but they'd be missing the point---why shouldn't you be able to? The government shouldn't dictate morality. I'll never give in on this. It dictates too much.
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