Steven King: Okay, for my next book... this couple is camping in a ski lodge when.... um... *picks up lamp* An evil lamp monster attacks!
Publisher: You aren't even trying any more are you.
Steven King: *jabs at air with lamp while making scary noises*
Publisher: *sigh* When can I have it?
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)