13th May 2004, 10:01 AM
Peter Griffin: Ah c'mon, office humor is funny!
Dilbert: Hey Wally, you know what they call someone who gets promoted?
Wally: No, what?
Dilbert: An employee.
Peter: Well, sometimes it's funny.
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Dilbert at his mother's: *sees garbage man inside collecting garbage* What are you doing in here?
Garbage man: I'm collecting the trash. It's what I do.
Dilbert: Since when do you actually go inside and change it yourself?
Garbage Man: Since always, you just have to ask.
Dilbert: How did you even get in here?
Garbage Man: I used my key. All the doors in this town have the exact same lock. But, don't spread it around...
Dilbert: I won't.
Dilbert: Hey Wally, you know what they call someone who gets promoted?
Wally: No, what?
Dilbert: An employee.
Peter: Well, sometimes it's funny.
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Dilbert at his mother's: *sees garbage man inside collecting garbage* What are you doing in here?
Garbage man: I'm collecting the trash. It's what I do.
Dilbert: Since when do you actually go inside and change it yourself?
Garbage Man: Since always, you just have to ask.
Dilbert: How did you even get in here?
Garbage Man: I used my key. All the doors in this town have the exact same lock. But, don't spread it around...
Dilbert: I won't.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)