Infidel! Must you mock my idealistic dreams of one day growing eccentric enough to express my love for candy by furnishing one room in my house with jellybeaned furniture and a Scrooge-McDuck-esque swimmingpool filled to the brim with jellybeans simply because you have no innerchild or sweet tooth?!? Go drown in your seltzer water, you bastard!
But...why do they call them JELLYbeans? And for that matter why are they called beans? They don't grow into anything if you plant them, and believe me I have tried before and it didn't work!