29th March 2006, 8:26 PM
So...
Me and two of my buddies were at a pool hall last night. I decided since I had to work in the morning, I would be the designated driver. Naturally, I waited until everyone had a few beers in them and were engrossed in the game before I started drinking myself. Nobody ever minds if the DD drinks when they are drunk themselves.
Looking around this dive, I noticed the only girls in this shithole were the rough looking trolls a few tables down. After commenting on this fact to my friend Mike, he dared me to approach them. Being that I am more drunk than either of them at this point, I accepted the challenge and I headed over there. I approached the two playing pool, one was short/fat and had moles all over her face while the other was just as atrocious, but not as fat. I easily struck up a conversation and challenged the winner to a match. A few sentances into our dialogue I realized these girls barely knew english. It turns out they were Micronesian and they all had metal dentures (just like Jaws, but not as cool). Eventually I got my friends to head over and the whole lot of us were having a gay old time trying to understand the subtle differences between our cultures. It was like talking to a ugly wall.
I dont know what they were doing in a pool hall because they sucked, I mopped the floor with them.
Some time later, I guess these beasts had guys with them. Let me remind everyone, I am white, and I was in a rundown ni..black neighborhood, in a shady pool hall, and Micronesians are black. So this crowd of black guys approach the three white boys encroaching on their turf. They start barking some sort of Guamian language at each other and then they all start laughing. And then I start laughing too, as if I were in on the joke. Mike and Curtis were scared. Me? I was drunk. Eventually I started imitating their gibberish and laughing, this got them laughing even more. Mike and Curtis were busy explaining to everyone how drunk I was and how sorry we all were, while I was telling one of the Micronesian guys how much I wanted to fuck one of the girls. I kept pointing at the one girl called Baranii, and whispering shit to the guy like "I bet she slides onto my dick like butter"
For some reason these guys thought I was hilarious. And they thought it was hilarious Mike and Curtis were so scared of them. The guy I was whispering to explained to us that they were heading to a party and we were more than welcome to come and continue drinking with them. I was all but in their car when Curtis stepped up and told them all "thanks but no". We left the pool hall shortly after that.
The next morning I woke up and thanked Curtis for not letting me fuck a toad.
Note: After we left the pool hall, I puked so hard not only did vomit come out of my nose, a little bit trickled out of my eyes.
Me and two of my buddies were at a pool hall last night. I decided since I had to work in the morning, I would be the designated driver. Naturally, I waited until everyone had a few beers in them and were engrossed in the game before I started drinking myself. Nobody ever minds if the DD drinks when they are drunk themselves.
Looking around this dive, I noticed the only girls in this shithole were the rough looking trolls a few tables down. After commenting on this fact to my friend Mike, he dared me to approach them. Being that I am more drunk than either of them at this point, I accepted the challenge and I headed over there. I approached the two playing pool, one was short/fat and had moles all over her face while the other was just as atrocious, but not as fat. I easily struck up a conversation and challenged the winner to a match. A few sentances into our dialogue I realized these girls barely knew english. It turns out they were Micronesian and they all had metal dentures (just like Jaws, but not as cool). Eventually I got my friends to head over and the whole lot of us were having a gay old time trying to understand the subtle differences between our cultures. It was like talking to a ugly wall.
I dont know what they were doing in a pool hall because they sucked, I mopped the floor with them.
Some time later, I guess these beasts had guys with them. Let me remind everyone, I am white, and I was in a rundown ni..black neighborhood, in a shady pool hall, and Micronesians are black. So this crowd of black guys approach the three white boys encroaching on their turf. They start barking some sort of Guamian language at each other and then they all start laughing. And then I start laughing too, as if I were in on the joke. Mike and Curtis were scared. Me? I was drunk. Eventually I started imitating their gibberish and laughing, this got them laughing even more. Mike and Curtis were busy explaining to everyone how drunk I was and how sorry we all were, while I was telling one of the Micronesian guys how much I wanted to fuck one of the girls. I kept pointing at the one girl called Baranii, and whispering shit to the guy like "I bet she slides onto my dick like butter"
For some reason these guys thought I was hilarious. And they thought it was hilarious Mike and Curtis were so scared of them. The guy I was whispering to explained to us that they were heading to a party and we were more than welcome to come and continue drinking with them. I was all but in their car when Curtis stepped up and told them all "thanks but no". We left the pool hall shortly after that.
The next morning I woke up and thanked Curtis for not letting me fuck a toad.
Note: After we left the pool hall, I puked so hard not only did vomit come out of my nose, a little bit trickled out of my eyes.
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...............(_/.......
.........WAS..........
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