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    Dark Jaguar
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    #1
    13th December 2005, 11:45 PM
    Be pessimistic! You won't be disappointed!

    http://www.despair.com/

    http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/ambition.jpg">

    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/bitterness.jpg">

    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/conformity.jpg">

    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/daretoslack.jpg">

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    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/doubt.jpg">

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    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/failure.jpg">

    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/humiliation.jpg">

    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/incompetence.jpg">

    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/intimidation.jpg">

    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/irresponsibility.jpg">

    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/laziness.jpg">

    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/motivation.jpg">

    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/quality.jpg">

    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/worth.jpg">

    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/underachievement.jpg">

    <img src="http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/potential.jpg">

    http://www.despair.com/spin.html

    So yeah, any of you that uses cute metaphors in place of logic need to realize they can be used to defend the exact opposite practices.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #2
    14th December 2005, 12:40 AM
    What makes them funny is that they are all completely true, if you look at things from a negative perspective... :)
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    #3
    14th December 2005, 1:00 AM
    There are more there if you follow the links. The bottom one links to some demotivational videos.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #4
    14th December 2005, 6:50 AM
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    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #5
    14th December 2005, 9:30 PM
    I love these. :D
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    #6
    16th December 2005, 3:51 AM
    I love these too. Especially these two:

    [Image: conformity.jpg]
    [Image: dysfunction.jpg]

    So true.
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    #7
    16th December 2005, 1:50 PM
    Funny, but sad.

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    #8
    18th December 2005, 8:40 AM
    Oh man... I wish i could run photoshop on this computer...

    I think my favorite one is "Bitterness"
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    #9
    1st January 2006, 3:02 PM
    that's hilarious!
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