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    lazyfatbum
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    #1
    25th May 2005, 1:30 AM (This post was last modified: 25th May 2005, 5:53 PM by Dark Jaguar.)
    we were having a chat, something happened, now this is happening.

    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/

    This is ice-9's board. ice-9 is still there.

    Let's make him feel remembered, hmm?
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    #2
    25th May 2005, 1:32 AM
    It's really late/early, so we're probably not thinking straight, but... fun, right? yeah. :)

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    #3
    25th May 2005, 4:29 AM
    Quote:The board is currently closed while we perform some routine maintenance.

    Wow, you guys are fast. You must have really pissed him off.
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    #4
    25th May 2005, 8:16 AM
    That's our ice-9!
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    #5
    25th May 2005, 10:09 AM
    I went to bed at 4:50am, I obviously missed something... :(

    It was me, DJ, Smoke, and Lazy. Too bad he (ice-9) killed it already, I wanted to make some more posts...
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    #6
    25th May 2005, 10:21 AM
    So what were you guys doing exactly?
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    #7
    25th May 2005, 10:26 AM
    Posting stuff on their forums. DJ was trying to be his craziest, lazy... well, he's lazy... (each of them started several threads) I had a few replies, and I went to bed before seeing what Smoke posted.
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    #8
    25th May 2005, 11:23 AM
    As soon as the board is back up, I'ma posting this:

    I have seen many claims as to how fun Virtua Fighter is. I am happy to inform you that these claims meet the requirements for "paranormal claims" as in Randi's million dollar challenge.

    http://www.randi.org/research/index.html

    You should know that James Randi is offering one million dollars to ANYONE who can prove a paranormal claim. He works with claimants to develop a scientifically sound test that both parties can agree to, using a party of reviewers that does not include himself but does include experts that can be selected by both sides, but must be agreed upon.

    We at the James Randi Educational Foundation will be very willing to help you out in a test to confirm these claims. Simply contact us when you are ready to start working out the details!
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    #9
    25th May 2005, 11:39 AM
    Haha... :) That's good... you had some other pretty good posts there too, DJ...
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    #10
    26th May 2005, 10:21 PM
    Wow it still says "The board is currently closed while we perform some routine maintenance."

    We broke it!
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    #11
    26th May 2005, 10:26 PM
    I wonder, is it really broken or is it just us, and they blocked us or something... :)

    So what happened after I left?
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    #12
    27th May 2005, 12:01 AM
    Haha, you nads broke it. I bet he's changing the URL as we speak and taking extreme precautions to ensure we can't figure out the new one.
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    #13
    27th May 2005, 1:12 AM
    So it's broken for you too? Then it really is down... :)
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    #14
    27th May 2005, 6:12 AM
    I just hope it has nothing to do with that new program I found on Limewire. 'KillVFforums.exe'. I only clicked on it once...
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    #15
    27th May 2005, 8:15 AM
    It is UP again! SPAM!
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #16
    27th May 2005, 9:01 AM
    You guys sent that place straight to heck. Good job!
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    #17
    27th May 2005, 10:29 AM
    Did I miss any threads?

    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...w/1#UNREAD
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...w/1#UNREAD
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127777
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127786
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127787
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127779
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127779
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127786
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127787
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127779
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127780
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...w/1#UNREAD
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...w/1#UNREAD
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127796
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127776
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127783
    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127791

    Hey, SJ joined in... :)
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    #18
    27th May 2005, 3:59 PM
    I have decided to go all asian martial arts film with my latest thread.

    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...Post127823

    What I'm waiting for is for the most prominant member, outside ice-9, to step forward in defense of his master and either kick our sorry arses, or be somehow indesposed long enough to see everything and everyone burned to the ground, at which point that one will swear revenge and THEN, after a long journey, kill us all.
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    #19
    27th May 2005, 4:21 PM
    A Black Falcon Wrote:Hey, SJ joined in... :)

    Well, duh. :D You logged off before I joined on the boards and that MSN convo.
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    #20
    27th May 2005, 5:47 PM
    Yay! I registered there too!
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    #21
    27th May 2005, 6:30 PM
    Yeah, I joined in to have some fun. I violated every rule they had in Junky's Jungle in regards to what people shouldn't post. I also got a PM from sanjuro that said this:

    Quote:Hey there,

    Could you guys please stop?

    thanks,
    fred

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    #22
    27th May 2005, 6:36 PM
    The lazy has stated we keep going until one of us gets banned.
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    #23
    27th May 2005, 6:54 PM
    Until one of us gets banned, or all of us? :)
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    #24
    27th May 2005, 6:59 PM
    Quote:Well, duh. You logged off before I joined on the boards and that MSN convo.

    It was almost 5 am you know, bedtime... :)

    Quote:The lazy has stated we keep going until one of us gets banned.

    Yes.

    ... hmm, should we be posting links to TC or not? ... I'm not sure, might invite retaliation... but I was thinking, only ice-9 would know who we are/why we're there, and he probably isn't around much, so why not give them a clue... :)
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    #25
    27th May 2005, 7:59 PM
    No! Don't give out any information that could be used by them to track down our secret base!
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    #26
    27th May 2005, 8:04 PM
    I think if anyone gets banned, it may be me.

    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...w/1#UNREAD
    YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
    WE STAND AT THE DOOR
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    #27
    27th May 2005, 8:12 PM
    ALL of our posts have been deleted.

    My account seems to have been deleted as well. Also, my IP address has been banned.

    Mission Accomplished.
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    #28
    27th May 2005, 8:13 PM
    Well, my account was deleted and it seems they cleaned things up.
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    #29
    27th May 2005, 8:14 PM
    Heh, I got banned too. :D
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    #30
    27th May 2005, 8:21 PM
    The only problem is, as is usual with ice-9isms, no warning was given, and not a single chance did we have to back up our hilarity. Oh well....

    In summery:

    A topic introducing myself involving a LOT of craziness, with the dominating part being cooking directions for BBQ sauce, which is actually more about summoning a dark lord and asking for BBQ sauce. I ended by saying that Animal Crossing is the best fighting game ever.

    A topic challenging them to take the Randi Challenge to prove their paranormal claim of VF being a fun game.

    A topic where I confuse this board for Snopes and talk about some weird Japanese scary story.

    A topic where I quote a debunking of astrology.

    A topic where I challenge ice-9 to a showdown for abandoning his "students" (like he's some ancient master who ran away long ago and we finally found him, and will burn his little village to the ground to get him to join us).

    A topic where I basically apologize and say I actually think VF is fun.

    A topic where I have no clue at ALL how to play a game and summerize fighting as "making the other guy not move first".

    Anyone still have those pages cached?
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    27th May 2005, 8:23 PM
    Internet Way-Back Machine!
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    #32
    27th May 2005, 8:39 PM
    I saved the text of my post... and yes, I got purged as well.

    Quote:Mace Windu is the best Jedi Ever.

    Samuel L. Jackson: YOU JUST DON'T FUCKIN KNOW, GHOSTFACE. IMA PREPERATION-H YO PAIN-IN-DA-ASS ASS. 4 OUT OF FIVE JIVE-ASS MUTHAFUCKAS PREFER ME STICKIN MY BLACK BULLWHIP SO FAR UP YO ASS IT BE KNOCKIN YOUR TEETH OUT. DAT SHIT BUILT FORD TOUGH, AND IT EVEN BE DA OFFICIAL CREDIT CARD OF NASCAR MUTHAFUCKA. I CUT BLACK DICKS TOO, DEPENDS ON MY MOOD. I HATE JAMIE FOXX. LOOK HOW SEXY THE BITCH IS. LOOK LIKE A WHITE BLACK MAN. SEE MY FOREHEAD? I'M ALL FRONTAL SKULL, AND IT LOOKS MY NOSE HOLDS IT UP. PUT ME ON THE COVER OF NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. I THROW SPEARS AT YO DICK. YALL BE A BUNCH OF WHITE SOCCER-PLAYIN MUTHAFUCKAS WHO WATCH SOAP OPERAS AND DRIVE SATURNS AND FUCK WITH SMALL CONDOMS. WELL PEEP DIS SHIT MUTHAFUCKA, I USE FUCKIN TRASH BAGS FOR JIMMIE CAPS BITCH. YEAH DAS RIGHT, DON'T GET MAD, GET GLAD. LISSEN UP BIRDSHIT, I DO THE DEW AND OH THANK HEAVEN FOR SEVEN MUTHAFUCKIN 11 AND ALL DAT, BUT I EDUCATE BY TAKIN SOME FUCKIN CLASS ONLINE AT STRAYER UNIVERSITY WHERE I HAD DIS WACK-ASS OLD WHITE CROSS BETWEEN AUNT JEMIMA AND ADOLF HITLER PROFESSOR AND MUTHAFUCKA FAILED MY ASS CAUSE MY BITCHIN TERM PAPER BE CALLED 'GOD DAMN THAT'S WHITE: A STUDY OF MARRIAGES AND WHY THEY FAIL".

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    "God Damn, That's White: A Study of Marriages and Why They Fail"
    By Samuel L. Jackson

    Chapter One:

    Ya'll trippin first off cuz yo ass is white. White people cant do nothin right specially marriage, check out my motha fuckin diamgram *diagram shows white man with question mark above head holding a small ham* yeah, true that. Now watch my abs, mmmmmm. You cant see em cuz this a term paper.

    Chapter Two:

    My abs ripped bitch.

    Chapter 11:

    Touring europe yo check this, european checks all wantin the black snake but you gotsta let in slow otherwise they get all ripped up and die. Look like an old dead dog head.... make me sick. See my diagram shit *diagram shows crying european woman* yeah, and now imma get my purple light saber, watch my moves *drops it* aww hell.... damn penis fingers. Lemme tell you bout them

    Chapter 12: My penis fingers be ripped bitch


    I DRIVE A NASCAR JUST TO PISS OF YO WHITE DICK OFF, MAKE IT COME OUT THEM SLAM SPEAR IN YO DICK *small bone through nose* LOOK AT MY NOSE CRACKA, LOOK AT MY NOSE I FUCK YOU ROUGH. YO DICK TOUCH ME AND I CUT YO WHITE SHIT OFF

    Torrence Gretson III: I HEAR YOU'VE HAD A SPOT OF TROUBLE GRETSON

    Geoffrey Alan Gretson: INDEED, I WAS JAILED FOR FUCKING A PUPPY

    Torrence: REALLY GRETSON, WHAT WAS IT LIKE?

    Geoffrey: IT WAS COLD AND DAMP AND I COULDN'T GET OUT

    Torrence: NO GRETSON, NOT THE JAIL, THE PUPPY

    Geoffrey: I SAY, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PUPPY, CHAP

    Torrence: RATHER.

    Geoffrey: I SAY IT WAS LIKE FUCKING A DEAD INFANT BUT WITH LESS HAIR

    Torrence: WAS ITS BARK WORSE THAN ITS BITE

    Geoffrey: I SHALL LET YOU KNOW ONCE I AM FINISHED

    Torrence: GRETSON THE FUCKING PUPPY IS MENTALLY RETARDED

    Geoffrey: WHAT DO YOU THINK TURNED ME ON SO BADLY?

    Torrence: OH DEAR GRETSON LOOK ITS DOING THE SNOOPY DANCE

    Geoffrey: I KNOW IT DOES THAT ROUGHLY ONCE AN HOUR



    Samuel L. Jackson: I dunno what sorta wet dreams you ladies is havin over here but my lightsaber be purple as a mothafucka and... god damn that's white, you fucking degenerate ass-honkey. One time this bitch come up to me an ax me "Are you Samuel L. Jackson?" I lookit that bitch and be like aw naw muthafucka, you is not talking to me with that marshmallow honky fuckin gibberish. Hell NAW bitch my name ain't Samuel L. Jackson, my name be S-Jizz and ya'll best not forget it. Now, scuse me while I go slap a bitch *grabs keys to a mini cooper* Star Wars is da shit muthafucka, not that fuckin star trek bullshit. I met scotty and muthafucka was like "I canna hold her together Captain" and I'm all like "muthafucka step aside while I show yo ass how to fix the structural integrity field, ya cracker ass scottish McRetard".

    Quote:
    New, Scottish McRetard! The meat is on the outside of the bun! Commercial: *upside down camera films a young girl peeing while the camera man giggles and then cries because his fart smelled too bad* Print ad: "I licke Mcdoonaelds alot becuz they 're ' goed" *picture of a young girl peeing*

    print ad several months later* "sory.... forget to shoew yuo the new ham boger....... *picture of young girl peeing*

    *several months later* im sory i;m not verry goed at thies...... *no picture, but in the upper left hand corner, the words 'my fart is the worst' are printed backwards*

    New commercial: hi!!!!! my name is TARANCE i am not "weetadad" like you all think OK and i am working for MCDONALS to sell.... show people...... the new hamburga......... ITS CALLED MCRETARD BUT ITS NOT DUM....... *on the street interviews* boy: HELLO..... DO YOU LIKE MCDONALS....... Man: ......no Boy: OK so try this and tell me you still dont like them but dont really say that or im fired....

    Man: *takes a bite* ahem..... *cough* ....hey, this is great..... boy: yay!!!!! now i just need four more of these and we can EDIT THEM..... I KNOW!! WE CAN USE THIS MAN FOR ANOTHER...... *dramatically counts on fingers* THREE TIMES.......

    Man: but...... people will see...... that i'm the same guy.......... boy: IM NOT DUM! I....... *takes a huge stretch to build momentum to hit the man, then hits himself instead. Crying, runs away while still holding th microphone that is connected to the camera. He quickly is pulled down when he runs out of cable* GOD EVERYTHING IS WRONG TODAY!!!!!!! I HATE MCDONALS!!!!!


    Captain KirK: Scotty! I'm.....................loving it...

    Spock: I am incapable of loving it. Therefore, I am merely appreciating its existence.

    Uhura: ....I'M AN INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN SHO NUFF I'm sorry, your orders, captain?

    Sulu: i bringee shippee into warpio speedu! kanagasawaruuuu!! *hentai*

    Chekov: I mean fucking a dude, I sound as russian as mickey god damn mouse

    Mickey Mouse: MY BALLS:(

    Tuvok: Standing by to beam up the Extra Crispy

    Spock: .............I so banged Uhura, and that's the proof!

    Tuvok: I'm a black vulcan, so I have to grapple between logic and splittin white pussy.

    Sulu: THIS IS FOR HIROSHIMA, WHITE DEVIL *runs around wearing nothing except a picture of George Foreman scotch taped to crotch*

    James Sunderland: Yeah das right, I killed my woman, bitch was all sick and shit so I stuffed a pillow down her fuckin throat. i was sprised she died on that on account of me shovin my dick down there four hundred times, but the bitch was sick...God damn white women always so fuckin pale

    Samuel L. Jackson: So like, dem sith was like all up in my shit right? So I has to pull out my muthafuckin purple pimpstick and go all fuckin jedi on them bitches

    Princess Twila: he don pop my cherry on national TV icon_sad.gif shit I was happy that Mr. Sam Fuckin Jackson was all up in my shit, but damn... I was savin it for jabba...

    Sam Jackson: I got some ass, too.

    Yoda: your mom I did. Hmm! twice!

    Luke: lolololololo..... I kissed my sister once :/

    Qui Gon Jin: ...... I dont think I did a single piece of booty......

    Jar Jar Binks: lmfao..... even I got some LOL

    Anakin: ......that was a dewback.... and wasn't it dead?

    Jar Jar: shut up icon_sad.gif stupid americans icon_sad.gif

    Sulu: captaineeeeeee! I have raisened the shieldees! now weeeeeeee go to warpeeeeeeeee! *small baby with penis in ass*

    Kirk: That's fucking disgusting! *eats feces directly out of Uhura's asshole with a stainless steel spork*

    Wesley: icon_neutral.gif i'm so telling icon_neutral.gif

    Wesley: oh wait, right. Not here yet icon_smile.gif sorry..... icon_smile.gif *becomes sperm* *flies through the air, and enters the penis of Mr. Crusher*

    Mr. Crusher: wtf was that?

    Beverly: what happened babe?

    Mr. Crusher: I dont.... know.... it was like a reverse ejaculation.....

    Beverly: i'll get the pills

    Mr. Crusher: No, dont... it was just weird...... *suddenly bursts in to flames* OH FUCK

    beverly: OMFG *quickly throws oil on to Mr. Crusher* SHIT THAT WAS DUMB

    Mr. Crusher: *dead* HELP!!!

    Beverly: DAMN! UM..... DAMN! *throws salt on to Mr. Crusher*

    Mr. Crusher: hahahahaha icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif are you fucking retarded?? icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

    Wesley sperm: *flies out of dick and becomes a small boy* I'm the reason there's no underage boys on other explorer class starships icon_biggrin.gif holy shit dad's a piece of toast!

    Mr. Crusher Toast: GGGGGAHHH!!!!!!!!!! *flaming death with nice effects, loud screaing, pain, etc* *capt.

    Picard runs in* Fucking hell! *uses bald head to unbrith Wesley and Beverly to safety*

    Beverly: You saved us Captain Picard!

    Captain Picard: I fucking know it, I pwned that shit b/c i'm 1337 bitch

    Mr. Crusher: *still dying*

    Capt. Picard: beverly, many years from now, when you're older but still hot. you'll be on my ship with your bitch son. I will rape him repeatedly and he will enjoy it, so will I. Then we'll fuck a few times but never get anywhere with it and you would have completely forgotten about Mr. Crusher who is now the stuff you scrape off of grills after years of use

    Beverly: *sobs* I just want to be loved

    Capt. Picard I know bitch but your fault for being fat *hits Beverly as hard as he can*

    Beverly: Thank you..... Jean Luc

    *giant heart appears over Neo Tokyo*

    Sulu: LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IN THE BUTT! UHUAUHA! *hand drawn infant porn*

    Production Note: That episode never made it to broadcast in the extremely rare 40th season ender that is only available in Kyoto and dubbed in Swahilli

    Torrence Gretson: SAY GRETSON THAT'S RATHER LIVID BROUGHT ME TO TEARS IT DID

    Geoffrey Gretson: YOU DONT SAY?? TEARS???

    Torrence: NO, I WAS JOKING. IT WAS A FUCKING BABY

    Geoffrey: GOOD GOD GRETSON YOU PASS THEM LIKE THEY'RE NOTHING! *punt*

    Torrence:I SAY GRETSON IS THIS THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE?

    Geoffrey: RATHER, WOT. IT'S RATHER NICE.

    Torrence: NICE MY TROUSERS, LOOK AT THOSE WARP ENGINES WILL YOU GRETSON?

    Geoffrey: I SAY, THOSE ARE TOP HOLE, CHAP

    Torrence: BOLLOCKS GRETSON, I SAY THEY RATHER LOOK LIKE GIANT PHALLUSES

    Geoffrey: PHALLUSES YOU SAY OLD BEAN? WHY I'LL BE A COCKNEY'S BAD TOOTH

    Torrence: GRETSON YOU DO HAVE SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS. NO WONDER YOU'RE FUCKING JEWISH

    Geoffrey: HA HA I SAY

    Hans: Welcome to Adolf's House of Jewburgers. Can I take your order?

    Paul: I'd like a number 7, the Auschwitz BLT, with special sauce and gold fillings

    Hans: That will be a number 7. Would you like Arbeit Macht Fries with that?

    Paul: Jawohl. And a coke or something.

    Admiral Ramrod: oh yeah bitch, swallow my Pearl Harbor, that's right. Ohh yeah

    Mindy McGerman: Oy, you are so large and strong, herr Amerikan *gags*

    Announcer: HELP THE WAR EFFORT. BUY WAR BONDS.

    Announcer: If you don't... *picture of Hitler ass-raping Statue of liberty*

    Torrence: GRETSON WOT LET ME TRY TRY

    Geoffrey: WOT THE FIRE THING??

    Torrence: RIGHT, DO IT NOW! RIGHT! *fart* DEAR JESUS AM I ON FIRE YET? I FLOATED AN AIR BISCUIT, DAMNED THE DENNY'S I HEARD 50 CENT WORKS THERE

    GeoffreyI SAY ARE YOU STARTING A NEW JOKE?

    Torrence: MAKING DISCUSSION

    Geoffrey: REALLY GRETSON, I FEEL AS A WHORE DOES

    Torrence: LIKE WOT

    Geoffrey: DEAD AND 12 YEARS OLD

    Torrence: LOOK! I'M A DAMNED BABY DISPENSER! LIKE PEZ EXCEPT ITS ALIVE!

    Geoffrey: NOW GRETSON HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS NEWEST STAR WARS FILM?

    Torrence: I HAVE GRETSON

    Geoffrey: IT TURNS OUT THAT PADME INDEED DIES

    Torrence: THE TEENAGE QUEEN?

    Geoffrey: RIGHT

    Torrence: GOD DAMN GRETSON WHAT IS IT?

    Geoffrey: THAT LUCAS FELLOW

    Torrence: YES, CONTINUE

    Geoffrey: WELL IF HE'S NOT FRENCHING HIS SISTER HE'S SNATCHING INFANTS RIGHT OUT THE WOMB OF THE DESCEASED HELLO! ME THINKS I CAN START AN ENTIRE LABOR FORCE!

    Torrence: I'LL GET THE YARN!

    Geoffrey: I'LL CALL CHINA!

    Torrence: DEAR ME GRETSON I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND ME WILLIE IS SORE

    Geoffrey: THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS A PUMPKIN, NOT HILLARY CLINTON

    Torrence: YOU DON'T SAY GRETSON. IS THAT WHY THEY ALL LOOK ASIAN?

    Geoffrey: NO I BELIEVE THAT WAS THE DOING OF PAPA SMURF OLD CHAP

    Torrence: I HAD INTERCOURSE WITH PAPA SMURF GRETSON?

    Geoffrey: HAVE YOU WONDERED WHY I FEED YOU LAXATIVES?

    Torrence: WHY NO GRETSON, I THOUGHT IT WAS BIRTH CONTROL

    Geoffrey: IN A ROUNDABOUT WAY IT MAY BE

    SAkira Yamaoka: I SHALL DIE A KAMIKAZE *camera pans out to show Miyamoto flying towards the USS Yorktown, piloting Bowser's Flying Clown-Face Teacup*

    Sulu: AHAHA captain-san I am making much prepare for your coffeeiu!!! It is very percolating! MAKE HASTE FOR MANY COFFEE YES COFFEE IS VERY READY WITH MUCH SUGAR GOOD MILK (breast) READY FOR CAPTAION-SAN....... *bows dramatically, porn falls out of pocket* what I tell you ! porn during work WHAT! *tear drop appears overhead*

    Fluffy bear: *sweat bubbles*

    Sulu........... i'm sorry........... hahahaha! *giant moistened tentacles appear from behind* I SEX!!!!

    Ponies: WE'RE SOOOOO GOING TO FUCK OVER THIS CAKE AND COOKIES, FUCK THEM FUCK THEM FUCK THEM FUCK THEM, POOP ON THE SCONES GOD DAMMIT!

    Samuel L. Jackson: When muthafuckas named me Jedi, they said to make a lightsaber. Well bitch I ain't about makin no god damn thing and callin it by a pussy ass name like lightsaber *pulls his out* This here's my Badass Supafly Royal Purple Muthafuckin Jedi Cut-Yo-Ass Bitchsticka Deluxe. It all decked out in gold an shit. I call it Charlene, muthafucka, and I done cut a hundred bitches wid it. See I be datin them....... then I be kill them. That's how the Jackson is, bitch. I date you then I kill you. Like Tyson. *makes gang signs*

    Canada: Did you know we have a government too??

    Canadian: *looks at the sun* ...i wonder if there's beer on the sun.....

    Texan: *humping an infant* ....I wonder if there's infants on the sun...

    New Yorker: I fucking hate infants and I fucking hate the sun *kills a small boy*

    Shaneequah: *looks at the sun* shit muthafucka I wonder if dat where Raqueef be hidin

    Raqueef: aww hell nigga I tried to hit that but I fell in, found some tacos and a can of aqua net. Hell, I aint neva seen so many bottles of mayonaise in my life, like lookin in to a grocery store for jabba the hutt took me 3 days to get out of that vagina, I said god damn

    Shaneequah: GET BACK IN MY UTERUS RAQUEEF, I NEED AN INTERNAL MASSAGE

    Raqueef: *uses a band aid to hang himself* WHY THIS SHIT DONT WORK!!! what I wouldn't do for some fuckin rope!

    Alabama: *crying* we've been waiting so long icon_sad.gificon_sad.gificon_sad.gificon_sad.gificon_sad.gif thank you Raqueef icon_sad.gificon_sad.gificon_sad.gificon_sad.gif *lynches Raqueef*

    Raqueef: aww hell yeah! try to swallow me now woman! *dies* fuck yeah!

    Geoffrey: GRETSON, I SO DO LOVE "ROOTS!"

    Samuel L. Jackson: Oh shit muthafucka that white bitch Anakin be after mah ass again, i gots to split like Aniston and Pitt. That shit rhymes, muthfucka. WINDU OUT
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    #33
    27th May 2005, 8:56 PM
    WOW.
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    #34
    27th May 2005, 8:57 PM (This post was last modified: 27th May 2005, 9:07 PM by A Black Falcon.)
    I was wondering where the old ice-9 had gone... and there's our answer.

    Doesn't make you miss him, does it...

    Here's the official response to us.

    http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127880

    As I said, we should have explained why we were there... too late now.

    ... someone who WASN'T involved in the board attack should go over there and post a response in that thread saying who we are, I think. :) We, of course, being banned, can't...

    This link might be informative... :) (though it'd be a whole lot better if Weltall would fix the links in it and upload the fixed version... some of it seems to be missing (did you remove some to fix it or something?), putting that back would be good too. :)
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    #35
    27th May 2005, 9:17 PM (This post was last modified: 27th May 2005, 9:28 PM by Dark Jaguar.)
    In a few days I'll be going back from a different IP address. Perhaps then I can make it clear that HE IS NOTHING :D.

    Or, I could explain that we wanted to say a very interesting "hello". They know they were entertained.

    I did make it somewhat clear that it was all about ice-9 and detailed our former relationship with him, in a manner of speaking. I thought the jocular nature of it was apparent, but he didn't. Now we all knew we were getting banned, but get it RIGHT man! It was about making ridiculous posts to remind him we EXIST and can FIND him whenever we want, and to make him laugh. Revenge wasn't a factor at all.
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    #36
    27th May 2005, 9:21 PM
    You should actually say why we were there, though. :)
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    #37
    28th May 2005, 11:15 AM
    I just fired off an e-mail instead.

    Quote:Your banning was fully justified, and in fact the goal.



    The latter may indicate my identity.



    I am in fact one of the “armies” that raided your board in the midst of the night. You refer to our mess. Sorry.



    Now onto an explanation. Actually, we collectively have no problems with ice-9. The tone of my odd martial arts movie based post was jocular, I assure you. Basically we found this board where our old admin had taken off to long ago and decided to say a very interesting “hello”. Rage wasn’t our goal, just temporary amusement, for everyone there, but mainly the ice man. Be assured, though our tactics intentionally mimicked those of the standard idiot troll who’s goal is to annoy, that was merely part of the gag. Also, not a one of us actually hates Virtua Fighter (well maybe a few). I myself actually own one of the games, and enjoy it. You must admit, some of that stuff was pretty funny.



    But, this is all a moot point. We were banned, I’m fine with that, we deserved it, we expected it. We aren’t going to “use” the situation to label anyone as evil or a tyrant.



    The purpose of this letter is merely that of clarification, and to deliver one message. A small request on our parts is this, and simply this. Add an addendum to this thread (http://virtuafighter.com/versuscity/show...e/0#127880) wherein you make clear our goals. Berate our childish ways as you see fit, for that they were, but let ice-9 know our goals were merely in jest to get his attention. You may do this in PM if you wish as well. Either way, add one more thing. This method of contacting us should he wish to. http://www.tcforums.com/



    In conclusion, PEACE OUT YALL!

    To which this person responded thusly:

    Quote:Thankyou for taking the time to email me, and somewhat explain your
    situation. I will pass on your message to Jeff privately, as I don't think
    the entire site needs to hear it. Also, I wouldn't like to see any vfdc
    users visiting your site with their own plans for revenge.

    I still find it hard to believe that you went to all that effort just to
    get Jeff's attention. An effort which effectively vandalised and defaced
    the forums of a website that *I* alone administer (not Jeff). Instead, a
    simple, single PM could have gotten his attention, much more effectively I
    might add.

    Anyway, I hope you guys reach some kind of resolution.


    Mike

    Resolution? How odd, did he not quite buy that we had no real beef with him?

    It would seem he also considers our actions "defacing". The odd thing is, going strictly by the rules, SOME of our posts were actually obeying them. I won't press that point myself though.

    Here's that e-mail address in case anyone else wants to, contact... this guy.
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    #38
    28th May 2005, 11:20 AM
    He doesn't have much of a sense of humor, does he... just like ice-9... :)
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    #39
    28th May 2005, 11:25 AM
    Dark Jaguar Wrote:It would seem he also considers our actions "defacing". The odd thing is, going strictly by the rules, SOME of our posts were actually obeying them. I won't press that point myself though.

    Well my posts certainly weren't obeying their rules. :) That was a nice way to explain things, though, and it seems the guy didn't totally get the fun in it, but at least it was fun for us.
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    #40
    28th May 2005, 1:07 PM
    I don't think any of my posts were against the rules and I didn't make any new threads...but I got banned anyway. :D
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    #41
    28th May 2005, 1:18 PM
    Guilt by association with our rabble. Sorry...
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    #42
    28th May 2005, 1:21 PM
    Yeah, I didn't make any threads either and I doubt my posts broke the rules, other than by association (as in saying 'you're right' to your posts... :))... oh well, it WAS the point.
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    28th May 2005, 1:23 PM
    My one post alone was bad enough to ban thirty people. The word 'fuck' appeared no fewer than thirty times.
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    #44
    28th May 2005, 1:56 PM
    Yeah, they probably banned a few of their own members because of the aftershock of your post, Ryan.
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    28th May 2005, 6:26 PM
    I set such a terrible example for you people, don't I? :D
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    #46
    28th May 2005, 7:32 PM
    That post was AWESOME, Ryan. You single-handedly caused numerous people to be banned and as many threads to be utterly deleted. Bravo, sir!
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    #47
    28th May 2005, 7:35 PM
    And their responses were appreciative... :) Unless those are the people you are saying might have gotten banned? :D
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    #48
    28th May 2005, 11:08 PM
    lmao ryan posted our chat history, fucking genius
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    28th May 2005, 11:15 PM
    *runs to see*
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    #50
    28th May 2005, 11:19 PM
    Damn it, what topic is it under?
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