One possible redeeming quality about this is that the hot girl from Die Another Day (and no, I'm not referring to that guy Halle Berry, but the hot Icelandic girl who died) is in it. If watching some European dipshit ruin one of my favorite games is too unbearable, maybe watching her will alleviate the pain.
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Hey...wait a minute! Halle Berry isn't a guy! You were just saying that because you think she's ugly! Guess what everyone? This guy's a phony! You're a great big phony, Darunia!
Yea--we're talking about DARUNIA here--I mean, only a strange rock man from a videogame would find young, nubile, fair-faced, sweet Natalie Portman to be gorgeous BUT NOT old, ugly, tomboyish Halle Berry. Only a Goron! :gay:
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Maybe it's just me; I just don't like short hair. I like long hair on girls. I also like sweet, pretty and innocent girls; maybe it's Halle Berry's macho-ness that kills her in my eyes. I view Natalie Portman as--well, best I know her; Princess Amidala I guess. I view Halle Berry as that shemale in that HORRIBLE Bond movie. She acts all right; I guess--I'm just not attracted to her.
Oh--BTW, Ms. Portman & I are engaged to be married in April--just in time for her next big premier.
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