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    Darunia
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    #1
    11th November 2004, 1:41 PM
    ...does anyone wanna go to war with me...? I'm bored, and I haven't been to war with any of ya in so long... and my militar is decadating before my eyes. I can't have that---so, war-to-the-death, anyone? C'mon, please...
    H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
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    #2
    11th November 2004, 1:47 PM
    Yeah sure...

    *Darunia blows up, and anything he says after this post is an illusion*
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    #3
    11th November 2004, 1:49 PM
    Quote:...does anyone wanna go to war with me...? I'm bored, and I haven't been to war with any of ya in so long... and my militar is decadating before my eyes. I can't have that---so, war-to-the-death, anyone? C'mon, please...

    You need help, man. Really, I'm not just saying that because I know it'll make you mad and declare war on me.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #4
    11th November 2004, 5:52 PM
    what about me?
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    #5
    11th November 2004, 7:38 PM
    Sorry, but nobody wants to declare on you. Something about nuclear weapons...or maybe it was nuclear clowns? Rubber pants?
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #6
    12th November 2004, 5:39 AM
    Maybe it was rubber clowns with nuclear pants!

    ...

    Erm
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    #7
    12th November 2004, 1:19 PM
    THAT'S what it was!
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #8
    12th November 2004, 2:58 PM
    ...


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    #9
    12th November 2004, 3:48 PM
    :nodding:
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    #10
    12th November 2004, 7:15 PM
    *8th Goron Nuclear Pants-Clown Regiment marches to Tendo City and demands a tribute of three shrubberies. If their demands are not met, they threaten, they'll set of their pants. The fallout would be catastrophic; such a blast would be so great, that it'd alter the Earth's orbit around the sun, forever ending all life on this planet*
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    #11
    13th November 2004, 9:57 AM
    Dude, you're already dead, remember? An illusion now!
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    #12
    14th November 2004, 11:27 AM
    If they blew up their pants, wouldn't that kill you as well?
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #13
    16th November 2004, 7:30 AM
    W-well... well, you see... the thing about the... pants blowing up... it's that...


    *Darunia talks his way into a corner, and surrenders to Tendo City*

    *Goron war machine packs up its suitcases full of nuclear pants, and goes home*

    *In the Treaty of November 16th, 2004, the Gorons cede three urban Wisconsin Pizza Hut franchises to Tendo City, as well as a 12-pack of Wilwaukee's Best-brand beer. In compensation, Tendo City signs as pact with Darunia, promising to him that all Tendites will officially hate the New York Yankees as much as he does*
    H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
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    #14
    16th November 2004, 10:08 AM
    VIRUS BOMB! I CAN DO IT 9 TIMES!

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    #15
    21st November 2004, 6:54 AM
    Best Strong Bad email ever!
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