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    Microsoft Word is ghetto.
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    #1
    6th November 2004, 6:37 PM
    You know how Word points out spelling and grammatical errors, and offers suggestions for correction?

    This shit is WACK.
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    #2
    6th November 2004, 7:24 PM
    I'm kind of wondering why whatever it was you're writing/reading talks of a girl "squealing and giggling" and being asked why she is so wet :D.
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    #3
    6th November 2004, 7:30 PM
    AND so happy to see her father!
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    #4
    6th November 2004, 8:14 PM
    This just in, grammar correction takes a LOT more work than spell checking :D. It takes a sort of actual intelligence, which sadly, computers lack, so take any grammar corrections with a wrench to the head... in the billiard room...
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #5
    6th November 2004, 9:03 PM
    She also appears to have won an Academy Award.

    Did Word try to add "slap mah fro" in between any sentences?
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    #6
    7th November 2004, 12:06 PM
    That are an odd story you is writing, Ryan.
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    #7
    8th November 2004, 4:38 AM
    I guess it makes sense that Word tries to be ghetto. After all, it was made by Vanilla Ice, wasn't it? That's why it's called Word!

    *drumroll, cymbals*
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    #8
    8th November 2004, 7:19 AM
    *Geno is sacked*
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    #9
    8th November 2004, 9:25 AM
    Yes it is.

    And on that note,

    DICK SHINER

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    #10
    8th November 2004, 3:12 PM
    I'm glad my parents didn't name me that...
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    #11
    8th November 2004, 8:32 PM
    How do we know they DIDN'T? HUH???
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    #12
    9th November 2004, 6:38 AM
    :shake:
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    #13
    10th November 2004, 11:02 AM (This post was last modified: 11th November 2004, 6:25 PM by Geno.)
    I have GR's birth certificate here, which clearly indicates that his name is Dick Shiner!

    Arthur: That's not his birth certificate.

    Geno: Oh?! Then whose is it, pray tell?!

    Arthur: Dick Shiner's.

    Geno: Oh... guess I better give it back to him, huh?

    Arthur: Yeah.
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    #14
    10th November 2004, 11:04 AM
    ...

    [Image: arthur.jpg]
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    #15
    10th November 2004, 6:35 PM
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    #16
    10th November 2004, 7:00 PM
    [Image: attachment.php?attachmentid=672&stc=1]
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    #17
    11th November 2004, 7:26 AM
    :shiggy2:
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    #18
    11th November 2004, 11:08 AM
    You gotta find some new pictures, bubba!
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    #19
    11th November 2004, 1:12 PM
    I'll try!
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    #20
    11th November 2004, 1:26 PM
    I bet you won't! Because you're too lazy and have a crappy internet connection! Mostly because of the lazy part though!
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    #21
    11th November 2004, 1:32 PM
    Well, duh! When have I ever NOT been lazy?
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    #22
    11th November 2004, 1:50 PM
    Umm....

    *remembers back to the time when GR wasn't lazy once*

    It was a while ago!
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    #23
    11th November 2004, 1:59 PM
    That doesn't matter anymore, because right now I'm lazy.
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    #24
    11th November 2004, 2:05 PM
    Actually I made that up!
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    #25
    11th November 2004, 2:11 PM
    Why?
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    #26
    11th November 2004, 2:18 PM
    ...


    [Image: winky.gif]
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    #27
    11th November 2004, 6:26 PM
    [Image: PixieMooning.jpg]

    I took this picture myself. It is my pride and joy.
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    #28
    11th November 2004, 7:39 PM
    Well aren't you special.
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    #29
    12th November 2004, 5:26 AM
    Yes. :nodding:
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    #30
    12th November 2004, 1:17 PM
    No. :shake:
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    #31
    12th November 2004, 3:44 PM
    Bo Jackson? Erm
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    #32
    13th November 2004, 10:17 AM
    [Image: Balki.jpg]
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    #33
    14th November 2004, 11:28 AM
    Don't be ridiculous!
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    #34
    16th November 2004, 4:00 PM
    Ridichulos!
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    #35
    16th November 2004, 4:12 PM
    Whatever!
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    #36
    16th November 2004, 4:23 PM
    You are ridichulos!
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    #37
    16th November 2004, 4:32 PM
    No, you are! *is still looking around for that bucket that had sort of a...a curve*
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    #38
    16th November 2004, 4:36 PM
    ...

    You mean the missing cookie dough bucket?
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    #39
    16th November 2004, 4:48 PM
    :shake:

    You, sir, are most definitely NOT a Perfect Strangers fan! *kicks OB1 in the shin*
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    #40
    17th November 2004, 10:39 AM
    I used to love that show! I haven't seen it in over seven years though...
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    #41
    17th November 2004, 1:21 PM
    I was referring to the episode where Balki had lost a bucket and was trying to explain to Larry what it looked like. That's about all I remember of that episode, actually that's about all I remember of the series. It needs to get released on DVD or something.
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    #42
    17th November 2004, 1:39 PM
    Haha, I can imagine how he would have said it.

    *giggles*
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    #43
    17th November 2004, 3:47 PM
    Ridi-cool-us!
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    18th November 2004, 10:52 AM
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    :ridichulos:
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    18th November 2004, 1:26 PM
    :ridi-cool-us!:
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    18th November 2004, 2:13 PM
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    18th November 2004, 3:21 PM
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    If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
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    21st November 2004, 7:04 AM
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    #49
    21st November 2004, 8:51 AM
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    Lickey!
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    21st November 2004, 4:00 PM
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