If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
Happy pirates are pirates I want to hang out with.
If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
We're only weird because at one point back in history I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who said "Party down at my log cabin, boys!" and everyone made a pact that where ever two or more people meet that they have to act as crazy and as weird as they possibly can to appease Truchonadoor, Lord of No-Underpants and Beer Kegs, for as surely as the south wind brings the destruction of the unwary so will Lord Truchonadoor destroy all who wear underpants so sayth this magical book that I found at a yardsale in Afghanistan and be warned that whosoever does NOT act weird or crazy will be subject to the rather of the ignorant for the ignorant are numerous and the wrath unfathomable as is their stupididity and mindless repitition of the same tired old slogans and statistics and I say again that run-on sentences are fun!!
Great Rumbler Wrote:We're only weird because at one point back in history I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who said "Party down at my log cabin, boys!" and everyone made a pact that where ever two or more people meet that they have to act as crazy and as weird as they possibly can to appease Truchonadoor, Lord of No-Underpants and Beer Kegs, for as surely as the south wind brings the destruction of the unwary so will Lord Truchonadoor destroy all who wear underpants so sayth this magical book that I found at a yardsale in Afghanistan and be warned that whosoever does NOT act weird or crazy will be subject to the rather of the ignorant for the ignorant are numerous and the wrath unfathomable as is their stupididity and mindless repitition of the same tired old slogans and statistics and I say again that run-on sentences are fun!!
Yep, only premium smilies come to TC...let me introduce you to a few of our finer specimens:
:goron:
Good old Goron Cavalry.
:mariowin: :luigiwin:
I brought these in when Mario Kart Double Dash!! was released.
The unholy offspring of our brief but fruitful Shiggy craze.
This has got to be our most annoying smiliey.
:evilcube:
I don't know who made this or how long ago, but it's been in the smiley list longer than I've been a member here. It's very nostalgic, even though nobody ever uses it.
Everyone's favorite double-entendre. So they call them "joysticks" where you come from, eh?
Hahaha, those first three pictures are the best, though I may be a bit biased since I made 'em. But I have to give props to the Three Men and a Baby pic. I don't think I've seen that one before, but I just laughed out loud at work.
And ABF totally talks like a Vulcan. The fact that he doesn't realize that only further proves it.
Well... maybe if you watch for long enough, he'll give up!
.. or something I don't know you're a fuckhead for lying to us Geno.
If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
He doesn't dance for me... at all. He used to (and yes, it used to be that he'd stop if you watched for a while) but he doesn't dance for me at all anymore.
Then start drinking, and learn the art of the Pandaran Brewmaster!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)