I had my wisdom teeth removed today. (all four). Not fun. Now my mouth hurts, I feel funny, and I have to take painkillers... I hate taking drugs, especially pills...
Eh, you get kinda used to taking pills, first it starts of with the occassional panadine fort just to keep you unconcious for the day, then you start mixing that and into depressents you stole off some kid in school because you can't get them without a prescription, then because your in the habbit of swallowing pills you see some of granma's pills and decide they might be fun, because you don't know what petrinophetoxide (well I was five I couldn't even read the damn thing) and because the first thing you do as a child is learn how to open childproof containers and use safety lighters you get a handfull pretty quickly... of course, were I any bit smarter I might have figured that Petrinophetoxide is the blood thinner my nan started taking after her operation... well.. let me tell you, that was one fun night in hospital..
Any way, after that your kind of off taking pills until a few years later you see some thing even more interesting, there's a new drug thats just been released on the streets and this bad boy is called viagra, nothing worse then taking three of these to school and having to pretend your stomach is about to implode just as an excuse to keep yourself bent over..
Any way, the moral of this story is, don't smoke pot, because sooner or later you'll forget your own childhood and you'll have to steal one of your friends stories to fill in the gap.
Yeah right, next your going to tell me the world is round....
I heard that if you mix that with horse tranquelisers it can almost knock you out, but.. I stoped believing that guy ever since he told me normal pain killers can cause a birds stomach to puff up and explode, I didn't think they'd be stupid enough to swallow a full sized capsule so I got one of those mini-kids ones, didn't do shit.
Tell yah what, get some horse tranqueliser and try it out for me, I'm currious ( I think I might have found a way to get off my drinking habbit too).
Yeah right, next your going to tell me the world is round....
Quote:nothing worse then taking three of these to school and having to pretend your stomach is about to implode just as an excuse to keep yourself bent over..
Teacher: Bountyhunter [I'll assume that's your name in real life], what is THAT?!
Bountyhunter: Umm....it's...a banana?
Teacher: Why do you have a banana...in your pants?
Bountyhunter: Because...my lunchbox was wet.
Teacher: ...
Bountyhunter: ...
Teacher: Go to the office.
Bountyhunter: But it really is a banana! *takes out banana* *eat banana*
Teacher: ...
Bountyhunter: ...
Teacher: *sigh* Don't bring your lunch in your pants anymore, alright?
The moral of this story is don't carry your lunch around in your pants because it could get you into trouble and cause people to laugh at you.
The worst dental procedure I've needed was a root canal. My wisdom tetth have come in, but thus far they've not given me any problems or discomfort to warrant their pulling. They'll probably need yanked sooner or later, though...
I'd never had anything done, surgery-wise, more than fillings in my teeth... I've had a lot of those, but not anything more than that. But obviously I don't know what the surgery itsself was like because I wasn't concious... :)
wait, wisdom teeth are the ones RIGHT up the back right? dude, how the hell did they open your mouth enough to DO any pulling, with me it would probobly go some thing like this:
Nure: "Doc the general anesthetic has taken affect"
Doctor: "Thanks nurse, I'll need the Omel clamps and the mallet"
Nurse: "You know, seeing this guy knocked out on our operating bench is making me horny"
Doctor: "Tell you what, why don't you and my new aprentice nurse go over there and do whatever while I finish up here and watch every now and then"
Nurse: "will you join in later?"
Doctor: "When have I not"
And so forth, Ok now I'm usually not very happy with dentists, doctors, or syringes. Were it not for the nurses looking so damn hot at my favorit dentist I wouldn't go there at all. Do you guys go to dentists where the only nurses they hire are 19, hot as hell and seem flirty as hell with you?
Any way, apart from that, I always imagined that my dentist hires them cause he roots them, it's kinda why I would hate to be unconcious there because I'm sure I'll miss some thing good, oh yeah, what I wanted to say before, if it's the back teeth why did they have to be pulled? no room? tooth ache?
Or, as I suspect, you wanted to take a look at some nurses at your dentist.. which is it black.
Oh, and am I only one guy here who hates needles, I'm the biggest guy on my rugby team, I'm a bouncer, and deal with the most abusive morons every friday and satarday at one of our clubs, yet the seccond the doctor or who ever pulls out a needle I'm like putty... it sucks.
Yeah right, next your going to tell me the world is round....
Just imagin your little brother has one of those plastic pretend drills and is playing dentist in your mouth.. then after you've done that and your comfortable with it, start pretending your brother really IS a dentist and the drill really is a metal one, hammering and mining it's way through your teeth, until it hits the soft innards of the tooth and the nerves start getting drilled out..
At first I tried this but the seccond I started imagining the drill being real I remembered my little brother is a monster who could have killed half the Nazi's in WW2 without a weapon and then remembered that with the amount of teasing I give that little shit head he wouldn't hesitate to take me out with a real drill.. I haven't been to a dentist in nine months and I'm kinda getting used to the tooth ache..
Yeah right, next your going to tell me the world is round....
I don't really mind the drills, but needles... yeah, I dislike needles. I'm definitely squeamish... don't like the sight of blood or anything. I do go to the dentist (you're suppsed to every 6 months...), you've got to when you get cavities as frequently as I do...
You know, OB1, with that statement you just made the universe make a lot more sense.
So what your trying to say is.. if we could some how get girls to spew forth spiders instead of blood five days each month, then they will eventually lose thier fear of spiders.. Now it's apon you to figure out how..
Yeah right, next your going to tell me the world is round....
bountyhunter Wrote:You know, OB1, with that statement you just made the universe make a lot more sense.
So what your trying to say is.. if we could some how get girls to spew forth spiders instead of blood five days each month, then they will eventually lose thier fear of spiders.. Now it's apon you to figure out how..
Well I don't think being afraid of spiders is a bad thing.
Pfft. .lightweights, the dentist is easy. They don't ACTUALLY send you to lala land MOST of the time, unless you are SO afraid of needles that you NEED the gas. They just INSERT A LONG METAL ROD INTO YOUR BARE JAW TISSUE, OCCASIONALLY SCRAPING THE BONE UNDERNEATH WITH THE SHARP END, what's the big deal? Besides, just GOING's not such a big deal, and a simple checkup is cheap enough. OB1 can certainly afford it.
And really, GO TO THE FRICKIN DENTIST if you have horrible tooth pain! I'll let you in on something. If you have horrible pain for months on end and it suddenly stops... that's not a good thing at all... That is in fact a very BAD thing, which you may find when you take a bite out of that 50000th skittle and your tooth caves in on itself. Maybe that'll get your arse in gear, eh?
Needles do suck though... for all nerds... I suspect that's why Star Trek has those weird injectors that just sorta shove the medicine INTO the skin without needles.
Eh, wisdom teeth... Some people have to get them removed, others can have them sitting back there their whole lives with no problem. Those are the ones nature would have chosen if it wasn't for stupid society's need to let bad genes survive and proliferate! :D I happen to have mine sitting there happily enough... I'll say one thing. It IS possible for food to somehow get wedged deep into the tissue before the tooth has come out completely, in such a way that the food can't be brushed out, or even noticed, and that food alone could lead to the tooth decaying away before it's even fully emerged. That has to suck...
BH is a frickin' pervert, not like lazy.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
Normal dentist don't knock you out... they just use novacaine. With the needles, into your mouth. I didn't get my wisdom teeth removed at the dentist's, it was at an oral surgeon... no needle. Well, kinda. They put a thing into my arm.
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