If you could have any color lightsaber...

[Great Rumbler]

Samuel L. Jackson is the shiznite.

[A Black Falcon]

And purple, too... yes, he does project an image...

[OB1]

Wanna know how he dies?

[Great Rumbler]

[A Black Falcon]

Not really.

[Great Rumbler]

It's not exactly a secret...

[Dark Jaguar]

Anti-light? That's bull! Perhaps you misunderstand what anti-matter is to form such a... thingy... Seriously, how would that even work? You can't EMIT black, by ANY method at all. Well, maybe if you count emitting black spray paint to be that...

Wait... WAIT! That's IT! It would throw out all manner of light absorbing stuff (stuff that sounds more scientific than spray paint would) and "corrupt" everything with this covering that needed to be washed off. And um, it could also cover the air in it, so that's why the saber would actually look black, and it would leave trails because of it, that kind of diluted away into surrounding air. Yeah, that would be cool!

[Great Rumbler]

Wait... WAIT! That's IT! It would throw out all manner of light absorbing stuff (stuff that sounds more scientific than spray paint would) and "corrupt" everything with this covering that needed to be washed off. And um, it could also cover the air in it, so that's why the saber would actually look black, and it would leave trails because of it, that kind of diluted away into surrounding air. Yeah, that would be cool!

THAT'S IT!!

[Fittisize]

You know what the BMF on Sammy's lightsaber is from?

Pulp Fiction. His wallet in that movie said, 'Bad Mother Fucker'.

:D A piece of trivia for y'all.

[OB1]

Hey I didn't know that. Is that true?

And of course we all know that Mace dies somehow, but do y'all want to know how he dies and who kills him?

[A Black Falcon]

Why would I?

[Fittisize]

Hey I didn't know that. Is that true?

Yeah! It was near the end of the movie, when Sammy Jackson's character asks a robber to get his wallet for him.

'What one is it?"
'The one that says Bad Mother Fucker on it'. And sure enough his wallet said Bad Mother Fucker on it. :D

I'm not 100% sure if Jackson has BMF engraved on his lightsaber, though. It's definently believable enough, and something that Samuel L. Jackson would probably do.

Sigh, if only as many people were as cool as Samuel L. Jackson. :(

[OB1]

No I meant is it true about the lightsaber. :D

And yeah not too many people are as cool as Sam Jackson. Wait until you see him go out in Episode III. Big big fight and a very heroic death, let me tell ya. I'll leave it at that.

[Great Rumbler]

Seems like I remember that from the Episode 2 DVD.

[OB1]

You might be right.

[A Black Falcon]

But they don't use our alphabet... :D

[Darunia]

Man, learning cursive cyrillic is hard.

[OB1]

Yes.

[A Black Falcon]

My cursive Fs are Slovenian (because I learned it there first...), and my uppercase B is ... um my own invention I think...

[OB1]

Those former Yugoslavs write their cursive letters all funny.

[A Black Falcon]

The F is so simple! Just a line up like an L and two lines across it -- the top one squiggly and the second straight. Much easier than ... uh however you do our F I have no clue and it's very odd looking...

[OB1]

I'm talking about vowels, specifically. And their 1's look like upside-down V's.

[Darunia]

The weirdest thing in the known universe is that in cursive cyrillic, a T is almost exactly like an M. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT, RUSSIA! HUH? YA GOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH THE REST OF US!?

[A Black Falcon]

Really (OB1)? I don't remember but I thought most of them were the same...

[UltraMarioMan]

Red. (Red Lightsaber = Badass Sith, who here wouldn't want to be that!)

[Undertow]

I'd want a pink one that shoots rainbows and sparkles. It's perfectly straight to feel this way, trust me.