Vampires, obviously. Who do you think invented zombies to start with? Zombies are mindless, whereas vampires use their dark forbidden magics to control vast armies of zombies! They would just stare and boom, they have a vast horde to fill their gothic castles with.
The REAL question is what I'll make a BETTER thread about.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
Yeah, is it magical or technological? Either way, they are stupid and a good vampire can easily just get them to serve it's own needs.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)