Rediscovering Old Friends

[Lord Shockwave]

When you get too caught up in chasing women around, working a job and trying to do 10,000 things at once, sometimes, you forget who you used to be, or in this case, really are.

I have to admit, during this time, I got away from playing video games. I didn't have the desire to play them, despite everything I invested in them I kept buying games, just kept most of them in the shrink wrap and never got around to them. When I wasn't sexing some woman, have my nose buried in some book or working at troubleshooting someone's network. I certainly wasn't holding a controller in my hand.

It wasn't until one day, I was playing Mario Kart Double Dash with my daughter was when I had this little revelation. She beat me. A 7 year old beat me. Now, this is no ordinary 7 year old (she is my daughter after all, and I did buy her Gamecube and N64), but for her to beat me at Mario Kart Double Dash????


AW HELL NAW! :mariowin:


I whooped her ass and she didn't win a game afgterwards. Afterwards she attacked me and tried to take my controller away from me. LOL I'm competitive as hell, and she gets it from me, so I knew she was pissed :D. But I learned a valuable lesson that day: never stray too far from the roots that gave you good in life. :D

[lazyfatbum]

Finally, now there's more than one black man on this board. I was getting worried.

Oh yeah and your daughter will, in time, find certain games that she will completely own you in whether you like it or not and there will be nothing you can do about it. Kids can get in to games like nobodies business.

*does secret black-handshake that only black people know with Lord Shockwave (who is black... almost)* Pikmin 2! Get some of those skirts your chasing to REALLY be involved with you; multiplayer!

[OB1]

Hey good to see you again, LS. I hope you stay this time. :)

[Great Rumbler]

The story was so beautiful. It brings a tear to my eye. :D

[Laser Link]

Hey LS, I thought you died. Well, not really, but it is good to have confirmation that you are, in deed, still alive. Unless, what if hell really is full? So how do I know if you are alive... Say, can I buy you a root beer?

Stick around this time! Or I'll send Shigeru and PK after you. :D

[Smoke]

You got beat by a little girl. *points and laughs*




I've been beaten by a little girl before too. :(

Good to have you back!

[Dark Jaguar]

So have I, except in real life in a back alley...

[OB1]

Yeah but it's not as bad if you yourself are a girl. :)

[big guy]

DJ'S A GIRL!!!???

[lazyfatbum]

Come on, you didn't know that, Guy? Haven't you ever noticed how pissed off DJ gets when someone changes the colors of the board or how she purposely instagates fights? And even her name: DJ. Dont you remember Full House? The oldest daughter was named DJ! I've known for years now but she still wont send me any pictures. All I have is my pictures of maplegirl and bunnygirl rubbing their butts together. Not bad though, 5 women visited this board and I married one of them and cybered with the rest, pretty good ratio.

I dont count Melanie because she's Weltall's sister. I mean, that would be like cybering with Laser Link. Which has it's pros and cons.

[big guy]

huh...

[OB1]

We go through this quite often, don't we? Yes yes DJ is a girl, whup-dee-doo. Also, NA and Netmapel are Asian and LS is black (GASP!). :)

[Dark Jaguar]

Woah woah wait a sec, I was upset about the board color changes? I thought I said I liked it!

[OB1]

I think he was joking.

[Dark Jaguar]

Yes.... joking...

[OB1]

About everything except for the Fullhouse thing. I've had the same suspicions myself.

[Great Rumbler]

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NA is asian?

[OB1]

Of Vietnamese decent, I believe. He mentioned to me that he watches a lot of movies dubbed into Vietnamese so I assume that's where his parents are from. But yeah he's Asian.

[lazyfatbum]

Yes he's asian, why do you think I made that thread about asians entitled "Attention: N_A"? Unfortunately he never came to the board.

Which is probably a good thing.

DJ/ Show us your butt

[The Former DMiller]

This will shock all of you, but I'm actually caucasian. I know, big surprise, huh?

Anyway, good to see you LS. I've found it's getting harder and harder to play videogames. I seem to only find time to play games when I'm reviewing them for N-Philes. Luckily I don't have anyone to pass the videogame torch to yet, but when I eventually have kids (besides the kids Lazy won't let me see) the day they beat me will be the day I know I trained them well.

[Great Rumbler]

This will shock all of you, but I'm actually caucasian.

Holy karp, me too!!

[OB1]

I'm hispanic.

[Laser Link]

I'm Aiel, but I was raised on a farm in the Two Rivers.

[Dark Jaguar]

The Two Rivers eh? I know that apartment complex.

[big guy]

wow, it really turns my world on it's ass is that DJ is a girl.

i never knew that lord shockwave was black, either, but now that i know, nothing's really different. it's just like, "oh."

but i never could have imagined in a million years that DJ was a girl...goddamn, now i gotta start combing my hair before i come here.

[Dark Jaguar]

Amazing how certain you are.

[OB1]

This again? DJ, we all know that you're a girl, so this whole "...or AM I?" thing doesn't work anymore. You see, the mere fact that you leave the possibility open in the air shows that you are definitely not a guy. A guy would never leave that in doubt. He either admits that he's a guy, or if he's a weirdo he pretends to be a girl online, but then he absolutely says that he's a "woman". You don't know the male psyche as well as you think you do.

[lazyfatbum]

I'm serious, show us your butt.

[OB1]

Well... if you insist....

:shakeit:

[Dark Jaguar]

Oh right, I forgot you are a liscensed psychiatrist. Just keep in mind I ADMIT NOTHING, nor have I ever.

[OB1]

I do not need to be a psychiatrist to understand my own gender. When it comes to certain things guys are very predictable. You are most definitely not a guy. That I am 100% sure of.

[Great Rumbler]

Well...there ARE other possiblities, but, really, do we want to go down that route?

[OB1]

:shake:

[Great Rumbler]

See?!

[OB1]

But like occam said to his razor blade, "the simplest solution is like vinegar".

[Great Rumbler]

Yeah, and he was RIGHT!

[OB1]

You better believe it!

[Lord Shockwave]

No I am not dead. As a matter of fact, I was for a while, but I am alive once again. Resurrected, as they might say. It's funny what women will do to you. I have decided that my stay in the Himilayas is over, and I have decided to return to Shadow Moses Island to revisit an old friend in a new place. :)

There's more. Ex-girlfriends keep bugging me wanting to , but I kind of like where I'm at now. I've lost some weight (50 lbs. so far) and will keep on playing. but I haven't stepped into an arcade in God knows how long. I need to, badly, so Gameworks and Pac-Mann I go. I will catch up with you all later.

[A Black Falcon]

... DJ why do you do this... I mean as OB1 says it's not like there is all that much doubt... you overly like a sense of mystery. :)

Oh and LS, hopefully you stay... you've been gone a long time now...

[Great Rumbler]

Oh and LS, hopefully you stay... you've been gone a long time now...

And we need more people saying things here!

[Dark Jaguar]

Because ABF, maybe there IS reason to doubt :D.

Shadow Moses Island? You playing a remake of Sunday Funday, which in itself was a remake of Menace Beach? http://www.atarihq.com/tsr/odd/scans/sunday.html http://www.atarihq.com/tsr/odd/scans/mb.html

I can READ YOUR MIND!

[A Black Falcon]

DJ, unless we see proof otherwise I don't see much of any. :)

[Great Rumbler]

Because ABF, maybe there IS reason to doubt

:far-out:

[OB1]

There is no doubt in my mind that DJ is a girl. Either DJ is a girl or a really affeminite man.

[Dark Jaguar]

aHA! So there IS doubt! That's all I ever really wanted...

The phlemadon is truly a noble creature is it snot?

[lazyfatbum]

It's a Phalicosaurus.

You dumb woman.

[OB1]

I was just joking about the affeminite man part. Of course you're a girl.

[A Black Falcon]

Yeah, there isn't really much of any doubt so it wouldn't be some horrible thing for you to just say it...

[Great Rumbler]

Perhaps in DJ's world of candy mountains, horrible gelatinous blobs, who just happen to work as office executives, the color purple, and huge doctors, who work in conjunction with rock-and-roll witches, it is.

[Dark Jaguar]

Someone's been playing Guilty Gear XX.