They haven't been screwing up on me. In fact, TC is the one place online that's been regular as of late. Actually, today it's been getting back to speed, which is good.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
I haven't found too many jokes. It seems its not as popular as it used to be, and the places that do have a joke are usually pretty predictable. Like the "Oh, our site is closing because of X reason". Nintendojo, amazingly, didn't have anything about Square and Nintendo. Probably cause it happened. Instead, they have exclusive info about how Silicon Knights is developing a new "mature" Zelda game. Didn't they do this last year? It hink they took quotes from when news first broke about SK and MGS, and did a replace all with "Zelda" in for "Metal Gear Solid". That was the only reason I even go to the Dojo once a year.
Homestar Runner had a new twist on an old overdone joke, so that was cool.
Adult Swim had a good joke last night, but it was BEFORE april fool's. Funny thing is, it wasn't JUST the funny shows before the anime, but the anime as well. Hilarious to see Inuyasha with a big ol' mustache. I figure they'll do something similar tonight, being the ACTUAL night.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
We had someone pull the fire alarm at school today as the bell rang for us to leave. I guess everyone thought it would be funny for a firetruck to think there was a fire even though there wasn't.. Some April fools joke..
~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!"
Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~
~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~
~[While trying to potty-train Stewie]
Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
Indeed... Now, the local store's prank was at least respectful! They simply replaced all the sugar with rat poison. Oh the laughs we had...
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
That's not the Weltall I know! The Weltall I know is a giant blue robot destined to kill false gods!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
Actually, there is a prank. Obviously only ASM noticed.
I'm sorry guys. Even what is here is half-assed. Unfortunately, I had to work overnights, so I didn't have the time to come up with something for the big day.
So what this means is that I'm going to really screw you guys. And I'm not gonna wait until next April 1. Someday, when you least expect it, I'm gonna bust it all out.
Oh, I noticed the title. I always notice when the title changes. (Thought we were about due for one actually, it had been such a while with the old one...) I just didn't think once that that was a prank of any sort...
Okay then, I'll just be sure to slowly worm my way into your confidence for when the day comes, so that just when I turn traitor you suddenly reveal my ambitions were something you were counting on, and you destroy me via prank. You know, like the standard evil villian in those action movies, the one where the good guy kills the villian at the end (thinking about it for a few seconds, before saying something like "see the light" and tossing the villian into some vat of evil white glowing goo, that was being used for some evil purpose or likely was just there to kill the bad guy) and then for NO good reason, the place they are in explodes.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
Quote:Someday, when you least expect it, I'm gonna bust it all out.
That's the best way. It's too hard to do a good joke on April 1, since everyone is expecting it. I almost never believe anything today, except it seems there is always some big Nintendo news from Japan, like the Fire Emblem thing. There was somethig last year, wasn't there?
